I'm Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a spider in my ear

I’m going to install screens over my ears.

I loathe spiders, but I have to admit that the spider in the lady’s ear did have a bit of charm about him.

The pic did have a small amount of “can haz cheezeburger” to it. If the pic was captioned, it’d be something like “I’m all up in yo eah…doin’ stuff!”

REAL men catch candiru by peeing in the Amazon.

But[del]t[/del] not a potato?

Fuck it, I’m sleeping with earplugs. (And I thought I had it bad when I had swimmer’s ear!)