I currently have two packages of two Crest Spin-Brush Pro Whitening heads in my linen closet. And I plan on using them. Well, except if the really crappy battery casement/on off switch on the damn thing causes me to give up on it. But even with the crappy switch, it’s the best cheap electric toothbrush out there.
I tried a soncare once, and my mouth tickled way too much. I couldn’t bookend my slumber with a tickled mouth.
No…that’s
penis ensues
(checks to make sure no one else posted the joke already, then d&r)
I drank a strong molar concentration HCL in chem once… Though I neutralized it right before, so it didn’t count. Tasted salty.
ok… molar is somewhat of a pu- /me ducks from assorted toothbrushes being thrown at him
My mom did that just the other day with a regular marshmallow. It was stale, though.
Obviously we need warning labels on Peeps.
Heck, if he joins, I’ll get him a particularly playful squid! 
I put a mercury thermometer in my mouth, and it broke. I guess that’s dangerous, though I don’t remember thinking so at the time.
I swallowed some ammonia window-cleaner once, as a little kid. Hilarity (complete with throwing up and crying) ensued.
Did it prevent you from streaking?
Yes, I stole that from The Amazing Jonathan. So what.
Only my boyfriend.
A friend of mine told me this story:
She was eating dinner at a Mexican restaurants with some friends. The dish she ordered was served with a couple small brown peppers on the side.
“Oh, be sure you don’t eat those,” one of her friends warned her. “They’re just garnish; they’re too hot to eat.”
So of course she ate one. It was so hot that she got chemical burns on the inside of her mouth! She was in pain for days. But the worst part was later that night, when, without thinking about it, she “got intimate” with her boyfriend. :eek: He was in pain for days, too.