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I think it’s at least three days to ship to the moon

Gee,

My recently deceased uncle has this huge collection of stag magazines that I don’t what to do with them.

Hh hey, the moon is a perfect place to send it!

eBay! I had a college roommate that was working on his Playboy collection back in 1991. Kind of like a kid’s baseball card collection.

How old are these magazines anyway?

I’m picturing a bunch of doe in the forest masturbating and saying, “look at the antlers on him”.

Actually, I think the proper phrase is “get a load of that rack.”

The stag magazines thing was a joke. You think I’d send them to the MOON?!?!?!

The ‘service’ sounds like little more than turning the moon into a dump.

Anyway, back to the OP

Maybe they mean one LUNAR night.