I’m stuck in Elmhurst, Illinois, near O’Hare Airport, for several days. I’m bored. My work laptop is shit. Is there an internet cafe somewhere with gaming machinesI could use to play WoW?
I have no useful answer for you, but I do have sympathy. Does that count? What server are you on?
Oh you poor person. You could always go out and play real life for a few days. 
Is there a Wizards of the Coast store in the area? They typically rent gaming computers to play in the store 