One of the small southern bowl games must need a sponsor.
The Faux Golden Toilet Bowl?
Sponsorship would require him to pay them.
He cares a lot about people’s appearance and grooming. We could call it the Tidy Bowl.
And Smapti wins the gold award. Trump expects the bowl to pay him for the privilege of being named for him.
I would anticipate that some one (Musk?) would buy it for him for Xmas.
“My brand is worth trillions!”
he could always threaten to sue for some stupid trumped-up reason, unless they agree to name the bowl after him. And throw him a couple mill too.
Musk would name it “the X Bowl at X Field” and assume that the naming rights gives him power to fire the janitorial and concessions staff, and also rename the sport “rollerball” like that movie about how awesome sports will be in the future.
Nailed it in one. Good job!
Taking another look at the situation …
“Why, Mr. Trump, there’s already a bowl game named for you … if you change your last name to ‘Rose,’ that is.”
Maybe that already happened, which is why this the last time the LA Bowl will be played.
If a bowl game had to choose between naming a bowl after him or being tied up in court (assuming an empty threat to sue wasn’t tossed immediately) then they’d fold. Sponsorship is how bowl games can afford to exist.
That would be more of a Bowel Game.
Excellent, we should make it a movement. A really, really big one. A BenchMark in presidential history.
Bowl games are one-day affairs (I think).
A stadium named after him – on the other hand …
And there are still those enablers who will work feverishly to try to make his dream come true.
“Donald J Trump Memorial Toilet” has a nice ring to it I guess.
Alas, his destruction of the Rose Garden and his new golden ballroom will, unfortunately live on in his name… even if it is in the “fuck that guy” type of remembrance.