Omelette you get away with that bad yolk-- this time.
I’m surprised Trump doesn’t have a board game named after him
Some possibilities (spoiler-blurred since it gets political and this is not a political thread):
- trump Scrabble: Yes, covfefe is a playable word!
- trump The Game of Life: Crush your business partners and throw your political cronies under the bus and win!
- trump Clue: Try to get a clue as to how to fix the economy and health care crisis before your party is wiped out in the midterms.
- trump Candyland: Try to snort the most Adderall! Also ‘trump jr. Candyland’-- same gameplay, only with cocaine.
- trump Battleship: Form the greatest armada in the history of the world against Venezuela, or some other small South American sea-border country that stuff can be blamed on!
- trump Uno: As in, “I, trump, am numero uno”. Good game for those who are lazy or suffering from Dunning-Kruger Effect, since you just automatically assume you already won.
- trump Risk: Let your business partners and political cronies assume all the risk, and you take all the profit and credit for any real or perceived success!
- trump Monopoly: Eh, too easy to spoof.