If some dimwit like Fonz knows you guys elected me Chief Crybaby, then everybody knows…but when were you gonna tell me? How am I supposed to discharge my duties as Chief Crybaby, and coordinate the activities of the Deputy Crybabies, if nobody bothers to inform me? Two weeks…dammit, we’ve missed all sorts of opportunities for crybabying!
I hate it when babies cry; I have to pick them up and carry them until they stop. And since I can’t be there to pick up all you cryin’ crybabies, I’ll just have to send hugs and kisses.
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[MysterEcks, I don’t know what the Fonz is talking about. This is something I never noticed.]
You’re ALL the biggest bunch of lazy assed, good for nothing, candy coated so you melt in your mouth not in your hand, DOS loving, Quantun Leap cancelling, daisy chain participating, suck-up crybabies the known universe and three of its parallels have ever seen. My eyes are bleeding just reading this thread. Get back in your holes, the all of you alls!
MysterEcks -
Yeah, sorry I got here so late, but I’ve been detained for the last couple days. Anyway, Ed Zotti sent me this email and I was supposed to inform you that you are now the chief crybaby for these boards. Sorry about that, I’ll ge the message to you a little faster next time.
Here’s the email:
Mr. Frog,
In light of MysterEcks behavior the past few days on these boards, all the administratoes and the moderators have had a meeting. In this meeting we’ve decided that it would be appropriate to deem MysterEcks the Chief Crybaby of the SDMB. We trust he will not abuse his power as the Chief Crybaby and may hold the title until he resigns his position. We have empowered you, Crunchy Frog, to pass this information on to MysterEcks, since yours was the name we pulled out the hat.