I was looking in the mirror, today and then it hit me, as I came to the realization damn! I really look good. I know there are millions and millions of people that wish they could look as good as I do, but they are just living in a dream as I am reality. As I speak there is a line of women outside my house ready to get laid with me. It’s now becoming night-time and that’s prime-time for my bedroom behavior. In conclusion i’m too sexy for this boeard.
Coldfire, at the risk of keeping this up on top longer, you’re missing Michael M, Michael Ma, Yamen Runner, 2Sexy4MyComputer, M2Lepton, and Rollin’ a Bone, as well as others I’m sure I’m forgetting. Either we are being invaded by an army of obnoxious juveniles, or this guy is simply obsessed with annoying the Hell out of the entire SDMB. The effort he puts into it, kinda makes you wonder…
Um, excuse me–excuse me, excuse me, if I could just get through here, please…?
Thanks! Boy, it’s crowded in here. Say, if all you nice folks are done bashing the newbie, I’d like to talk to him for a minute, if ya don’t mind? Great!
Say, Socko, you don’t happen to know where I could get a picture of a naked female centaur, do you? I am totally serious, I am not pulling your leg. A recently departed Doper once posted a picture of same, but it was unfortunately deleted by the non-art-loving moderator before I could get a handle on where it came from. Darn! I know there’s supposed to be a way you can click on a graphic to find out its URL, but I’m frankly quite computer-challenged, and when I came back from looking it up and went back to try something, it was gone.
I’ve been giving the old Google a real workout (so to speak), but when I put in “naked female centaur”, it just spits out thousands of hits that don’t have anything to do with it.
So, do you have any ideas? I am not kidding, I am totally serious. It’s been driving me crazy. I want to print it out and put it up on my locker and tell everybody it’s somebody I met in a chat room.
It was some kind of fantasy art, computer art. Google keeps sending me to “serious” art sites.
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen