too old for:
[ul]
[li]my 5th year of junior college![/li][li]watching cartoons all the time[/li][li]living under the same roof as my parents[/li][li]saying “dude” all the time[/li][/ul]
too young for:
[ul]
[li]grey hair. since i was sixteen, even![/li][li]serious relationships[/li][li]being the breadwinner[/li][/ul]
how about you?
Too old for: [ul]
[li]Barney[/li][li]Teletubbies[/li][li]most games that require eye/hand coordination[/li][li]Store brand soda pop[/li][li]cheap beer[/li][/ul]
Too young for:
[ul]
[li]The Senior Special[/li][li]AARP[/li][li]a sexless marrige[/li][li]reading glasses (but I really need em)[/li][li]being called sir! [/li][/ul]
Too old for:
[ul]
[li]Going to the rollerskating rink (I’m a sponsored roller skater)[/li][li]Living with dad[/li][li]Watching Power Puff Girls (i’m a guy)[/ul][/li]
Too young for:
[ul]
[li]Settling down[/li][li]Wake up with an aching body[/li]Hi Opal![/ul]
Too old for:
[ul]
[li]Recess on Toondisney (I’m addicted…)[/li][li]Blink 182[/li][li]writing on my walls in Magic Marker[/li][li]friends that skateboard 24/7[/li][/ul]
Too young for:
[ul]
[li]discussing cleaning products in MPSIMS[/li][li]having 2 ten-year-olds in my house[/li][li]backaches[/li][li]not being able to remember where any of my 12938 guitar picks are[/li][/ul]
too old for:
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too young for:
[ul]
[li]Disliking 98% of current popular music.[/li][li]Feeling tired all the time.[/li][li]Waiting for death.[/li][/ul]
Too Old For:
Being naked in public
Too young for:
That hot senior with the sexy red dress 
Being called “sir”
Drinking wine
Disliking most modern music
Too young for:
[ul]
[li]leaving early “to beat the traffic”[/li][li]listening to show tunes Sunday afternoons on the CBC[/li][li]ear hair[/li][/ul]
To old for:
[ul]
[li]toques as a fashion statement[/li][li]sleeping in until 2 PM on a Monday[/li][li]Scarlett Johannson, sadly[/li][/ul]
This would be even better if we had to guess the age of the previous poster. I bet emekthian is 16.
[QUOTE=Lobsang]
[li]Disliking 98% of current popular music.[/list][/li][/QUOTE]
Oh god. I hate 99% of the current music, and im YOUNG!
Too old for:
Living at home (it’s depressing that my cousin (3 years my junior is moving out before I do).
Shopping in the Junior section (for non-USAns: it’s the section of the store that caters to teenage girls and young women. It’s between Girls and Misses).
Not being able to drive (I turned 16 quite a few years ago…having ADD is not an excuse.
All those scholarship opportunities reserved for freshmen, sophmores and juniors.
Too young for:
Gray hair–noticeable since I was seventeen.
Figuring out exactly what I want to do with my life.
Marriage and kids.
Renting a car.
Ok, to guess ages:
Treviathan—around 25, 26?
emethkthian–15
I’m too old for:
I’m too young for:
I’m 14.
kasuo is 23
14? Who’s our oldest SDMB member? Youngest? Isn’t there a 13 year old who posts here?
Too old for:
T.V. to entertain me anymore
dating minors
Too young for:
This divorce I’m going through
joining AARP
the grey hairs my x has given me
Too old for:
[ul]
[li]kicky cute shoes with thin heels[/li][li]low-rise jeans[/li][li]most contemporary clothing in general[/li][/ul]
Too young for:
[ul]
[li]sensible shoes[/li][li]stodgy stada baba dresses like gramma wore (big flower prints)[/li][li]needing bifocals (you’ve GOT to be kidding me, right doc?)[/li][/ul]
Too old for:
[ul]
[li] Caring about what the latest fashion trend is[/li][li] Hiding porn magazines under the bed[/li][li] Feeling like a dork if I stay home Friday and Saturday night[/li][/ul]
Too young for:
[ul]
[li] Getting a senior discount wherever I go[/li][li] Using the phrase “When I was your age…” at least once a day[/li][li] Eating dinner at 4:00 PM, going to bed at 9:00.[/li][/ul]
Too old to:
Rock & Roll
Too young to:
Die
–Ian Anderson, et al