I'm usually not much for fetishes, but I am all over this...

[astro]

Roommate Offers to Help Cover Rent in Creepiest Way Possible

Everyone loves a good roommate horror story. This one is a classic in the genre. What would you do if you got an email from your new roommate offering to cover some of your rent? Don’t answer until you’ve read the whole email.

If this is your cup of tea I will FULLY cooperate with your fetish!

[Inigo_Montoya]

Further proof that motivation is everything.

[kayaker]

Heck, I’d be willing to not pay anything toward rent. In addition, I’d be willing to hit on his gf and eat his food.

[tdn]

I’d love to get this person off by taking his paycheck every week.

[lieu]

Every apartment needs a good doormat.

[bouv]

Well, other than the ‘wanting to be submissive by simply paying part of her rent’, I find this part odd:

I would not have moved in if I knew that I would be living with a couple, but I had thought I was moving in with a gay male and a woman who were simply sharing a room to save money.

Really? Seems like an odd thing to think…did she think they were sharing a bed, too, just to save money?

[BigT]

@bouv

Well, other than the ‘wanting to be submissive by simply paying part of her rent’, I find this part odd:

Really? Seems like an odd thing to think…did she think they were sharing a bed, too, just to save money?

I know. I was wondering if she was Mr. Furley’s grandkid or something.