Actually, failing Turing tests is my job. Seriously.
CAPTCHAs should be modified to be more like this anyway: Internet Access CAPTCHAs
Why the hell do they have to make them so hard to read? Is a comprehensible font somehow easier for a computer to make out than wavy-Gs-that-look-like-Js? I’m neither colorblind nor illiterate, and it’s still not unusual for it to take five or six tries.
I have no problem with the concept, but the execution is so poor that I refuse to use any site that requires them unless I have no alternative (such as Ticketmaster). I can’t be the only one. Hopefully enough people will eventually vote with their feet… er, fingers… and a better system will go in.
There’s always another method for detecting bots.
It is because I am cool and I have pizazz.
“You know the difference between you and me? I make this (The Black Suit and shades) look cool.”
-- Will Smith's character in **Men in Black**.
Yeah. And I’m just business-as-usual Tommy Lee Jones.

The only ones that really bother me are the ones where they screy with font size and distortion and then use letters that are the same for upper and lower case… Zz. Ss. Cc.
Right. I can generally read them, but this almost always happens to me. Or so it seems.
I hope whoever invented them ‘captchas’ a case of the clap. Just for coming up with this silly ebonics phrase.
Just for coming up with this silly ebonics phrase.
:dubious: At the risk of whooshing - how is that ebonics?
“Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”