Imagine a Drive-In theater just for Dopers

What movies would we show? I suggest an inaugural double feature of “Eraserhead” and “Basket Case”.

What kind of treats would the snack bar have?

It goes without saying that we’d have free Wi-Fi. Maybe an IM system for the MST3K-types who want to crack wise.

Perhaps even a row of static classic cars for people who want to take public transport and still watch the movies in style.