And the award for “Best Juxtaposition of Username With Post Content” goes to…[sup]2[/sup]
The phrase ‘yak dong’ just had me biting my cheek to keep from laughing out loud at work. Ouch.
And here I was thinking that the thread about yak jizz was dead.
This really is a silly place.
At first glance, I thought the title was “IMDb suck YA cock” and I thought, “Really, my cock? And all for only $15 a year?”
But, alas…
Read the IMDB Forums? Why would I? It’s hard enough to stomach the BBQ Pit in this Forum.
That was my response. Firefox must be real good because I have never seen a popup on my daily visits to IMDB.
I loves me my Firefox with Ad-Block Plus. When I have to look up something on IMDB via a lesser browser, I get a feel for just how much worse life could be without constant vigilance.
Maybe IMDB could adopt a “reputation” system like Slashdot? If it’s my turn in the barrel with Mod points, I browse Slashdot at “0” so I can find interesting posts by Anonymous Cowards. But the rest of the time it’s 3 points and above and I’m flying above the nitwits in a rocket pack.
A friend of a friend is an actor on the show Always Sunny in Philadelphia who, per third hand report, was furious at his publicist for not making him more famous and [againd 3rd hand] actually screamed “I don’t even have an “Is he gay?” thread on IMDB!”" (Point of fact he isn’t, but I can understand why he’d be frustrated by its absence.)
The best thing I can say for imdb.com threads is that it’s not Yahoo answers. Check those out sometime, especially the threads on history and literature; for anybody remotely interested in humanities who posts to the columns there are 200 “The Marquis de Lafayette was A) a riverboat gambler B) a Revolutionary War hero C)an astronaut D) a nun” type crap by kids too sorry to do their homework. What’s most irritating are the ones who ask “Discuss Andrew Jackson’s Indian policies with those of his predecessors and his successors” and there are idiots who will actually answer them and correctly in short essay form! (I’d consider it my duty to execute any student who gave an answer lifted verbatim from there.)
That’s easy. If you can’t stomach it, don’t swallow.
(Sorry; I couldn’t help myself.)
While I assume you’re not talking about any of the three leads, I can just picture all of them having that kind of a hissy fit.
I love “Always Sunny…”
You can have my yak jizz when you can pry it from my cold dead mouth…I mean, rectum! No, abdomen! I mean, nevermind, nothing to see here…
Okay okay we all know it’s Glenn (well, only because Rob McElhenney has a ‘Gay?’ thread). Though if he’s looking for a celeb publicist to make him more famous (rather than to be Hollywood’s most notorious fameblockers), he deserves what he gets. A show on Fox.
I wasn’t going to mention names, but yes it is. When this tale reached me (through a friend through a friend) Philadelphia (a show I’ve never seen) had just started and he’d just completed a guest stint on ER.
Let’s not get off topic here.
YAK COCK! YAK COCK! YAK COCK!
Wow, you’d think he’d be a little more thrilled that he was able to shake off the stink from That 80s Show.
YAK JIZZ! YAK JIZZ! YAK JIZZ!
Eww.
And he was in that fine Jason Statham vehicle Crank, which I had the pleasure of viewing last night. (Hey, the wife’s out of town; I can watch what I want. Fuck off.)
OP, to remedy your problem, I think you should insert yak cock into all your IMDB posts:
“Oh my God, Viggo Mortensen was so hot in this one!!! And did you see what he was wearing? It’s like he had a yak cock in his trousers! Yowzas!”
“Dude, what was up with that guy on the nuke? With that smile on his face, I bet he thought he was riding a yak cock! Dr. STRANGE LOVE INDEED LOLZ!!!”
“I would say Spice World sucked yak cock, but I don’t think any of the leads have enough oral talent, lol epic lulz!”
“Man, it’s always the same old schtick with Schneider. He’s a MANIMAL LOL HAHAHAHAHA!! At least give him a gigantic throbbing yak cock, for chrissakes! At least then he’d actually live up to his dickishness. Does anyone else think yak cock would be a good name for a band?”
“I disagree with his take on animal mating on the Tibetan Plateau. Way too sanitized for western audiences, and they didn’t even show any yak cock!”
“This movie would be so much better if it were ‘Dude, Where’s My Yak Cock?’”
I can count all the internet forums that don’t degenerate into nonsense ‘Gay?’ discussions on one hand.
At least I could if I wasn’t masturbating this yak.
Do you guys think **Dumbguy ** is gay? He has this thing about male yaks.