I wish I could convince my wife of that… 
Come on–two guys, alone in the ruthless, freezing wilderness, forced to stay warm by any means necessary–is there any real mystery to that one? 
The last time I went to IMDb (to read the No Country For Old Men forum) there was a fucking advertisement and a “click here if you are not redirected to IMDb in 10 seconds” link EVERY TIME I CLICKED ON A NEW THREAD.
Guulppp…guuuurrh…mmguuuuuhh…guuuuhh…mmmmmgggguuughh…sluuurrrpp…that’s the sound of the chief administrator of IMDb eagerly gulping down the greasy, tangy dick of a full-grown Himalayan bull yak. That’s right, guys, keep on sucking…you’ve done well so far, before you know it that yak will have emptied its sizable gonads down your esophagus. It’ll just be a little longer now…don’t give up.
Just send the IDMB admins a message saying that that hey, yak cock’d it up!
Best laugh I’ve had all day.
Fun Fact, for Fun Fact Thursday: Yak jiz whitens your teeth.
For the record, last week’s fun fact was completely untrue. I’m still constipated, and my neighbor’s mastiff is PISSED.
The chief systems operator at IMDb, hard at work.
If I had a quarter for every pint of thick, pungent yak come that those nurds have deftly coaxed from the bulging gonads of that old yak, I would finally be able to finance the production of the Postman prequel that I’ve been envisioning.