imitation Bricker challenge #3

The rules for this challenge can be found in The Bricker Challenge #1.
Differences:
The prize offered, instead of a case of beer, is a box of swiss chocolate.
The deadline will be judged from the time appearing on your post.
The deadline for this imitation Bricker challenge is Monday, 3 April 2000, midnight, or when someone posts 50 correct answers.
I will try (but don’t promise) to post intermediate scores.
Have at it!


P.P.S. Here are links to the previous challenges.

Bricker Challenge #1 – winner: Omniscient
Bricker Challenge #2 – winner: Omniscient
Bricker Challenge #3 – winner: Falcon/MaxTorque
Bricker Challenge #4 – winner: Shayna/chocolate
Bricker Challenge #5 – winner: Arnold Winkelried
Bricker Challenge #7 – winner: Arnold Winkelried
imitation Bricker Challenge #1 – winner: Omniscient
imitation Bricker Challenge #2 – winner: Shayna/chocolate


  1. New York City Dr. Blake once found a cane that, when tapped on the ground, transformed him into mighty super-hero ____.

  2. (a + b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
    (2a + 3b)^3 = ?

  3. With the internet, anyone can be famous, like the person below. What is his name?

http://www.geocities.com/jacquesrk/sd/accordion.gif

  1. In dance class I’m learning a rocking new dance. I can picture the steps in my mind: jump left, step right, hands on hips, bend knees in tight, and pelvic thrust; but, oh the horror! I can’t remember what it’s called, and it’s driving me crazy! (What is this dance called?)

  2. In Anthony Burgess’ novel “A Clockwork Orange”, Alex and his droogs often use the word “horrorshow”. What is the etymology of this word?

  3. Humbert Humbert had never heard of the Kinks, but the title of one of their songs might have reminded him of his kinky obsession. (name the song and Humbert Humbert’s obsession)

  4. Which European country was the first to have as president a Jewish woman?

  5. The satanic fauna of this island still survives, but the indigenous human population, originally several thousands, dwindled to 200 less than thirty years after the first European settlement in 1803. By 1890 the aboriginal human population was extinct. (Name the island.)

  6. In which year did two people tie for the Academy Award for Best Actress?

  7. According to Scandinavian folklore, trolls only come out at night. What happens to them in the daytime?

  8. Who was the USA Defense Department honoring when it named its computer programming language Ada?

  9. Of the contiguous 48 states, only four did not have Burma Shave signs along their roads. Massachusetts, because most of its roads were winding (making it difficult to put the six signs in a straight line); Arizona, Nevada and _______ because they had very little traffic. (Fill in the blank)

  10. Emperor Charles V of Spain ceded the island of Malta to the Knights of Malta, in exchange for a token gift of two animals each year. Which animals did he request?

  11. Which Shakespearean play takes place in 37 different locations - more than any of his other plays?

  12. What is the world record time for running 5000 metres? (You can round down to the nearest minute.)

  13. My friend is a Christian, but the Christian religious group she belongs to has no form of outward observance of the sacraments; baptism and communion are spiritual only. This group was founded by George F. in 17th-century England. (Name the religious group)

  14. Who is currently the number one world ranked male tennis player?

  15. I live in a city in the United States, and my home is below sea level. Where do I live? And no, it’s not in California.

  16. Which teletubby wears a yellow outfit?

  17. Trent R. (et al.) recorded their dark and depressing hit 1994 album in the same house in which Charles Manson and his followers murdered Sharon Tate (talk about a downer!) (Name the band.)

  18. Some say I expressed myself abstractly, some say I was an action painter, but everyone agrees that when I dripped paint on canvas I produced some great works in the early 1950s.

  19. Match the ratite to its habitat.
    Cassowary, emu, kiwi, rhea, ostrich.
    Africa, Australia, New Guinea, New Zealand, South America.

  20. I can’t remember the name of the daughter of pop singer Madonna, but for some reason Bernadette comes to mind. Why?

  21. I have a pung of green dragons, you have a kong of one bamboo. Which is worth more, and what are we playing?

  22. I’m reading a book of tales, and in the book I see this sentence hundreds of times. “But morning overtook ___________, and she lapsed into silence. Then _________ said, ‘Sister, what a strange and entertaining story!’ ___________ replied, ‘What is this compared with what I shall tell you tomorrow night if the king spares me and lets me live!’” (fill in the blanks)

  23. China - Mao — Russia - Lenin — Albania - ?

  24. These items are now cheap and widely available, but until an Englishman came up with an accurate one that could be used during a sea voyage, calculating longitude was fraught with error. (What did the Englishman invent?)

  25. What do Betelgeuse, Rigel, Bellatrix, Mintaka and Alnilam have in common?

  26. I’m a statue of Helios, but also one of the seven wonders of the ancient world. Where would you have gone to see me?

  27. This first American millionaire author quit school at thirteen to work in a cannery, then became a kind of pirate, and was also at different times of his life a fish and game warden, a sailor, a hobo and a gold prospector. (Name the author.)

  28. Hearing Elton John’s “Benny and the Jets” on the radio, at first I thought I heard the words “Tony and the Jets”, which reminded me of my favourite Broadway musical. (name the Broadway musical)

  29. Many people told J. B. Strauss it was impossible, but admitted his ideas were as good as gold when his magnum opus was completed in 1937. (What did Strauss complete in 1937?)

  30. When these two rogues review a business contract re: the services of a promising opera singer, they can’t get past “The party of the first part” before they start shredding it to pieces. (What is this scene from?)

  31. This Romanian sculptor was known for his abstract representations of birds in flight.

  32. If you saw someone take a number, subtract 32, multiply the result by five, and divide by nine, what would the person probably be doing?

    • Begin in fifth position, arms in first.
  • Degage the back leg to the side and open the arms to second.
  • Bring the leg back to fifth position, in front, knees bent, (en fondu) and at the same time take arms into third position.
  • Retire the front leg, bringing the arm in to first, and turn, keeping eyes in front for as long as possible.
    If I follow the instructions above, what have I just done?
  1. After Bart destroys her Thanksgiving centerpiece, “a tribute to the trailblazing women who made our country great,” Lisa Simpson writes the following poem:
    “I saw the best meals of my generation
    destroyed by the madness of my brother.
    My soul carved in slices
    by spikey-haired demons.”
    Little Lisa is well-read, and must have been inspired by ____.

  1. Mahir.

  2. You’re doing the Time Warp again.

  3. The song was called ‘Lola’ and Humbert was obsessed with Lolita.

  4. Tasmania.

  5. They turn to stone.

  6. The Society of Friends (the Quakers).

  7. New Orleans.

  8. Laa Laa.

  9. Nine Inch Nails.

  10. Cassowary – New Guinea, kiwi – New Zealand, rhea – South America, ostrich – Africa, emu – Australia.

  11. Enver Hoxha.

  12. The chronometer.

  13. Rhodes.

  14. ‘West Side Story’.

  15. They’re converting Fahrenheit temperature to centigrade.

  16. Ginsberg.

  17. The bombing of that town during the Spanish Civil War.

  18. Archimedes.

  19. November 1.

  20. Martin Luther.

  21. Nestle.

  22. Mercator.

  23. C (but was originally written in assembler).


TMR
LETS RIDE THIS SAUCER FULL OF SupErlovE INTO OUR FORTOLD UTOPIAN MILLENIUM…

  1. JOHN STIENBACK

I knew at least 10 others but trout beat me to the punch


What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
-Sigmund Freud-

Off the top of my head… researched answers to follow…
2. (a + b)^2 = a^2 + 2ab + b^2
(2a + 3b)^3 = 8a^3+36a^2b+54ab^2+27b^3
4. In dance class I’m learning a rocking new dance. I can picture the steps in my mind: jump left, step right, hands on hips, bend knees in tight, and pelvic thrust; but, oh the horror! I can’t remember what it’s called, and it’s driving me crazy! (What is this dance called?) The Time Warp, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

  1. Humbert Humbert had never heard of the Kinks, but the title of one of their songs might have reminded him of his kinky obsession. (name the song and Humbert Humbert’s obsession) Lola was the Kink’s song, and Lolita was Humbert’s interest

  2. In which year did two people tie for the Academy Award for Best Actress?
    1969’s awards saw a tie between Barbra Streisand for Funny Girl and Katherine Hepburn for The Lion in Winter

  3. According to Scandinavian folklore, trolls only come out at night. What happens to them in the daytime? They freeze into stone

  4. Who was the USA Defense Department honoring when it named its computer programming language Ada?

Ada Lovelace

  1. Of the contiguous 48 states, only four did not have Burma Shave signs along their roads. Massachusetts, because most of its roads were winding (making it difficult to put the six signs in a straight line); Arizona, Nevada and _______ because they had very little traffic. (Fill in the blank)
    New Mexico

  2. I live in a city in the United States, and my home is below sea level. Where do I live? And no, it’s not in California.
    New Orleans

  3. I can’t remember the name of the daughter of pop singer Madonna, but for some reason Bernadette comes to mind. Why?
    Because Bernadette Soubirous saw Our Lady appear at Lourdes, a small French town near the Pyrenees. And Madonna’s daughter is named Lourdes.

  4. I’m reading a book of tales, and in the book I see this sentence hundreds of times. “But morning overtook ___________, and she lapsed into silence. Then _________ said, ‘Sister, what a strange and entertaining story!’ ___________ replied, ‘What is this compared with what I shall tell you tomorrow night if the king spares me and lets me live!’” (fill in the blanks)

Last blank is Scherezade, maybe?

  1. These items are now cheap and widely available, but until an Englishman came up with an accurate one that could be used during a sea voyage, calculating longitude was fraught with error. (What did the Englishman invent?)
    sextant?

  2. What do Betelgeuse, Rigel, Bellatrix, Mintaka and Alnilam have in common?
    Stars?

  3. Hearing Elton John’s “Benny and the Jets” on the radio, at first I thought I heard the words “Tony and the Jets”, which reminded me of my favourite Broadway musical. (name the Broadway musical)
    West Side Story

  4. If you saw someone take a number, subtract 32, multiply the result by five, and divide by nine, what would the person probably be doing?
    Converting a temperature from Farenheit to Celcius

    • Begin in fifth position, arms in first.
  • Degage the back leg to the side and open the arms to second.
  • Bring the leg back to fifth position, in front, knees bent, (en fondu) and at the same time take arms into third position.
  • Retire the front leg, bringing the arm in to first, and turn, keeping eyes in front for as long as possible.
    If I follow the instructions above, what have I just done?
    A pirouette
  1. I’m taking the day off for All Saints Day, so on which date will my office suffer from my absence?
    **November 1st, assuming they suffer. :smiley: **

  2. When this guy asked me to borrow a hammer and nails in Wittenberg and headed off towards the church, little did I know the turmoil he would cause, and that hundreds of years later people would still be talking about him. (Name the famous person.) Martin Luther

  3. A book of maps is called an atlas, because the son of this Flemish cartographer published a book of his father’s maps with a picture on the title page showing the Titian Atlas supporting the world on his shoulders. The cartographer is also famous for his method of projecting a map of the world onto a flat surface. (Name the Flemish cartographer.) Mercator

  4. In what programming language is the UNIX operating system traditionally written ?
    C

About half of these are guesses…

  1. Mahir.
  2. Russian: khorosho/good
  3. Lola, and Lolita.
  4. France?
  5. Tasmania.
  6. 1968 (Hepburn and Streisand).
  7. Apparently, they post to the SDMB.
  8. Ada Lovelace, Lord Byron’s daughter.
  9. Wyoming?
  10. Maltese cats? (I was tempted to say falcons.)
  11. Antony and Cleopatra?
  12. Society of Friends (Quakers).
  13. Andre Agassi?
  14. Laa-Laa?
  15. Jackson Pollock.
  16. Ostrich - Africa
    Kiwi - N. Z.
    Rhea - South America
    Emu - Australia
    Cassowary - New Guinea
  17. Madonna’s daughter is named Lourdes, after the town where the Virgin Mary appeared to St. Bernadette.
  18. Mah-Jongg? Yours?
  19. Scheherazade, Dinezade, Scheherazade (spelling may vary).
  20. Hoxha.
  21. Sextant?
  22. Stars in the constellation Orion.
  23. Rhodes.
  24. John Steinbeck (?)
  25. West Side Story.
  26. A Night at the Opera (?)
  27. Converting Fahrenheit to Celsius.
  28. A pirouette?
  29. Alan Ginsberg’s “Howl.”
  30. G.
  31. The bombing of the village of Guernica in the Spanish Civil War.
  32. Archimedes.
  33. A horse?
  34. Navaho?
  35. November 1.
  36. Je ne sais pas.
  37. Martin Luther.
  38. Nestle?
  39. Mercator.

I’m afraid I’ll miss out on this as I won’t be able to get here again over the weekend, but I’ll toss my guesses out there.

  1. Is that “Mahir”?
  2. Time Warp
  3. Russian for good or excellent…
  4. Lola by the Kinks, and Lolita
  5. Tasmania?
  6. 1969
  7. They turn to stone.
  8. Augusta Ada (Byron) Lovelace.
  9. cats?
  10. 12 minutes
  11. Is she a Quaker?
  12. Agassi… I think.
  13. New Orleans
  14. Laa-Laa (thanks to my 15 month old daughter!)
  15. Nine Inch Nails
  16. Cass.=N.G.; Emu=Aust.; Kiwi=N.Z.; Rhea=S.Am.; Ostr.=Afr.
  17. The baby is named Lourdes, where Bernadette saw the image of Mary.
  18. Mah Jongg… me?
  19. Hoxha
  20. Chronometer?
  21. Stars in Orion.
  22. Island of Rhodes
  23. Steinbeck
  24. West Side Story
  25. Golden Gate Bridge
  26. Constantine Brancusi?
  27. Fahrenheit temps. to celsius
  28. Ballet… a pirrouette (sp?)?
  29. Ginsberg’s The Howl
  30. I don’t recall T or G… I’ll guess G.
  31. Bombing of a town during the Spanish Civil War.
  32. Archimedes
  33. I don’t know about pigs or horses… cows are about 9 months, goats are less… I’d guess maybe a horse goes longer?
  34. November 1
  35. Luther
  36. Nestle
  37. Mercator
  38. C

–I am Soren Kierkegaard.–
“People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.”

No time for partial scores (will come later), but I just realized the phrasing of one of the questions is wrong! Sorry. :frowning:

Corrected phrasing follows.

  1. On the periodic chart of elements, which of the following letters is/are NOT a single-letter abbreviation for an element?
    B, C, F, G, H, I, K, N, O, P, S, T, U, V, W, Y.
    (meaning it could be more than one)

OK, make my answer to #38 G and T.

Can’t spend time… must leave thread…

I can’t provide an answer that hasn’t already been provided. You’ve totally kicked my butt once again - I doff my hat to you, Winkie.

This was a group effort with Chocolate and Grace.

  1. When lame doctor Donald Blake strikes his cane on the ground he is transformed into the Norse god of Thunder, The Mighty Thor.

  2. (2a + 3b)^3 = 8a^3+36a^2b+54b^2a+27b^3
    http://www.webmath.com/cgi-bin/web64398/gopoly.cgi?s=%282a%2B3b%29%5E3&back=exponents.html

  3. Mahir
    http://www.mahircentral.com/photos.html

  4. “The Time Warp” from Rocky Horror Picture Show

  5. It means Good or well and the origin is Russian: khorosho/good
    http://www-scf.usc.edu/~mccarrey/clockwork/nadsat.html

  6. Lola was the Kinks’ song, and Lolita was Humbert’s interest

  7. Switzerland. On December 9, 1998, Ruth Dreifuss became the first Jew and first woman to hold the office of president.
    http://us-israel.org/jsource/breaking/dreifuss.html

  8. Tasmania

  9. 1969 (Barbra Streisand for the 1968 movie Funny Girl, and Katharine Hepburn for the 1968 movie The Lion in Winter).

  10. They turn into stone

  11. Ada Lovelace

  12. New Mexico

  13. In 1530, the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, as King of Sicily, ceded to the Order the island of Malta and Tripoli, in perpetual fief for the annual rent of a falcon (hence the legend of the Maltese Falcon). Couldn’t find any information on a second animal, except perhaps a bull.

  14. Antony & Cleopatra
    http://tech-two.mit.edu/Shakespeare/Tragedy/antonyandcleopatra/antonyandcleopatra.html

  15. Men’s 5,000-Meter Records:
    World Record: Haile Gebrselassie (Ethiopia), 1998, 12 minutes (and 39.36 seconds)

  16. The Society of Friends (the Quakers).

  17. Through Sunday, March 19 The following are the standings for ATP Champions Race 2000, a year-end points race for the No. 1 ranking in men’s tennis, which will be determined following the season-ending Tennis Masters Cup from November 27-December 3, 2000 in Lisbon, Portugal:

  18. Yevgeny Kafelnikov, Russia, 208 points
    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/tennis/tnmr.htm

  19. New Orleans

  20. LaaLaa
    http://www.pbs.org/teletubbies/pictorials/laalaapic.html

  21. Nine Inch Nails

  22. Jackson Pollock was the first "all-over’’ painter, pouring paint rather than using brushes and a palette, and abandoning all conventions of a central motif. He danced in semi-ecstasy over canvases spread across the floor, lost in his patternings, dripping and dribbling with total control. He said: "The painting has a life of its own. I try to let it come through.’’ He painted no image, just "action’’, though "action painting’’ seems an inadequate term for the finished result of his creative process.
    http://metalab.unc.edu/wm/paint/auth/pollock/lavender-mist/

  23. Cassowary - New Guinea
    Emu - Australia
    Kiwi - New Zealand
    Rhea - South America
    Ostrich - Africa

  24. Madonna’s daughter is named Lourdes and Bernadette Soubirous saw the virgin Mary appear at Lourdes.

  25. We’re playing Mah Jongg and mine is worth more.

A Pung of Dragons is worth 4 if exposed and 8 if concealed
A Kong of 1 Bamboo is worth 16 if exposed and 32 if concealed
http://www.mahjongg.com/scoreplay.htm

  1. But morning overtook Scheherazade, and she lapsed into silence.

Dinarzade said, “O my lady, what an amazing and entertaining story!”

Scheherazade replied, “What is this compared with what I shall tell you tomorrow night!”

King Shahrayar, with a mixture of amazement, pain, and sorrow thought, “I shall postpone her execution for tonight and many more nights until I hear the rest of her stories. Then I shall have her put to death.”

  1. Enver Hoxha. “The fact that Hoxha enshrined them in Albania’s supreme law is indicative of how he–like his mentor, the Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin–exploited his people’s collective memory to enhance the might of the communist system, which he manipulated for over four decades. Only Hoxha’s death, the timely downfall of communism in Eastern Europe at the end of the 1980s, and the collapse of the nation’s economy were enough to break his spell and propel Albania fitfully toward change.”

  2. The perfection of the chronometer in 1759 by the English clockmaker John Harrison allowed navigators at sea to determine longitude accurately for the first time. A mechanical marine chronometer is a spring-driven escapement timekeeper, like a watch, but its parts are more massively built and it has devices to compensate for changes in the tension of the spring caused by changes in temperature. Modern chronometers are electronic, using quartz crystal vibrations to regulate their timekeeping."
    http://aj.encyclopedia.com/articles/02738.html

  3. They’re stars in the constellation Orion http://www.astronomical.org/constellations/ori.html

  4. Rhodes

  5. Louis L’Amour - At that time Louis left home, at the age of 15, not wanting to be a burden to the family. From that time on he went through an amazing string of jobs and experiences, all valuable for the future writer. He skinned cattle in Texas, went to sea and lived in the Far East, served on an East Indian schooner, was a professional boxer, longshoreman, lumberjack, elephant handler, fruit picker, gold prospector, and a tank officer in WWII.
    http://www.veinotte.com/lamour/bio.htm

  6. West Side Story

  7. Joseph Baermann Strauss designed the Golden Gate Bridge. The Golden Gate Bridge was completed and opened to pedestrian traffic on May 27, 1937.
    http://www.goldengatebridge.org/research/ConstructionBldgGGB.html

  8. The Marx Brothers’ “A Night At The Opera.” It is from the “contract” scene between Driftwood and Fiorello.

Fiorello: Can you read?
Driftwood (struggling to read the fine print): I can read but I can’t see it. I don’t seem to have it in focus here. If my arms were a little longer, I could read it. You haven’t got a baboon in your pocket, have ya? Here, here, here we are. Now I’ve got it. Now pay particular attention to this first clause because it’s most important. It says the, uh, “The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.” How do you like that? That’s pretty neat, eh?
Fiorello: No, it’s no good.
Driftwood: What’s the matter with it?
Fiorello: I don’t know. Let’s hear it again.
Driftwood: It says the, uh, “The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part.”
Fiorello: (pausing) That sounds a little better this time.
Driftwood: Well, it grows on ya. Would you like to hear it once more?
Fiorello: Uh, just the first part.
Driftwood: What do you mean? The… the party of the first part?
Fiorello: No, the first part of the party of the first part.
Driftwood: All right. It says the, uh, “The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract” - look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We’ll take it right out, eh?
Fiorello: Yeah, it’s a too long, anyhow. (They both tear off the tops of their contracts.)
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Ok, I had found all the rest, but how in the heck did y’all find #3: Mahir?

Boy, you people are good! (Why does that surprise me? These quizzes never take long.) But there’s still a million-dollar question that no one has answered correctly!

Scores so far:

Trout Mask Replica — 23
psycat90 — 0
Bricker — 16 1/2
Fretful Porpentine — 29 (two half-points)
I.M.Kierkegaard — 34 1/2
Shayna/Grace/chocolate — 48

Congratulations all! But the game’s not over yet.

You’ve never heard of Mahir? You’re not up with the latest internet gossip! Mahir is a WWW star!

Actually, I’ll lob you people another clue: I’ve served another question that seems tough, because no one has returned the right answer.

#17: Pete Sampras?
#30: Jack London?

No matter where you go, there you are.

Hey there SingleDad, hope you don’t mind if we steal your answers. Given that you didn’t play the full game, it’s not like we’d be stealing the win from you. :slight_smile:

Couldn’t find anything to back it up, but what the heck, we’ll change #17 to Pete Sampras.

#30 is Jack London.

As an adolescent, London worked at various hard labor jobs, pirated for oysters on San Francisco Bay, served on a fish patrol to capture poachers, sailed the Pacific on a sealing ship, joined Kelly’s Army of unemployed working men, hoboed around the country, and returned to attend high school at age 19.

(Interesting how similar his background and L’Amour’s are.)
http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/London/jackbio.html


“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

Please feel free; I got stumped on #3 anyway. Never heard even an inkling or a rumor about this guy.

But if y’all win, I want a footnote! :slight_smile:

Hmmmm… I interpreted SingleDad’s post as “Since Shayna got 48, if I took her answers and made the following changes, would I win?” I think it is a candidate, though I was going to say Hemingway and Agassi (though I know there’s been some changes in the rankings towards the end of last season.)

I am so hallucinating. I specifically did not answer the jewish woman thing (#7) because I was sure it said “Prime Minister” and Switzerland has a President instead, so I got confused. La-hoo-za-her.

Scores so far:

Trout Mask Replica — 23
psycat90 — 0
Bricker — 16 1/2
Fretful Porpentine — 29 (two half-points)
I.M.Kierkegaard — 34 1/2
SingleDad — 1
Shayna/Grace/chocolate — 49

douglips, since SingleDad didn’t specifically say “I’m stealing Shayna’s answers, but changing these two”, I’m not giving him credit for all of them. Imagine the storm of protests that would have followed if I had!