Yet Another Imitation Bricker Challenge #SD-1

The rules for this challenge can be found in The Bricker Challenge #1.

Links to previous contests can be found in Arnold’s Imitation Bricker Challenge #3

I’ll stick with offering a case of beer for the prize. If the winner doesn’t drink beer, I’ll offer a pound of of genuine Denver Jolly Rancher Candies.

Deadline is April 9th, Midnight MDT

  1. He passed a sign that he should have seen, saying “shift to low gear, a fifty dollar fine my friend.” What was he carrying?

  2. At rest, it’s 100.00 meters long. What length do I measure it if it’s moving at one half the speed of light?

  3. When I tossed my prize “for the fairest” I knew I would cause all sorts of trouble, but I had no idea the consequences would be immortalized in literature for millenia.

  4. If you need your hair cut, you might go to this comic strip character’s father.

  5. We won enough money here to get to Lisbon by playing #22 on the roulette wheel.

  6. Monty Python notwithstanding, what is the capitol of Assyria?

  7. I’m an unevolved mouse pokemon of the electric type. What’s my name?

  8. When you shine a light on a metal plate, it emits electrons. Interestingly enough, if you increase the intensity of the light, more electrons come out. If you increase the frequency of light, the electrons come out faster. I won the Nobel Prize for explaining why!

  9. The author of a thesis on the sociology of Canadian donut shops and the scientist who calculated the optimal way to dunk a biscuit both won this prize. Name the prize and the organization.

  10. He dissed my homies so I ripped off his arm and nailed it to the wall. Then I went after his momma.

  11. Golias helped show me the Commonwealth. I met a lot of interesting folks there whom you may have read about. My name is Clarence, but most people call me by this epynomous nickname.

  12. What is the first name of the author of this challenge?

  13. I sold some paintings, played the bongos, and I was in a band in Brazil. I won a Nobel Prize for fooling around. I could even fix radios by thinking! Who am I?

  14. Who was the first black man to earn a Ph.D. from Harvard?

  15. Yes, I really sang, “When love congeals - it soon reveals / The faint aroma - of performing seals” in this song. Name the song and the artist. Extra credit for the writers.

  16. She found the moth in the computer, giving rise to the term “bug”. Who is she?

  17. Callimaco uses this epynomous substance to seduce Lucretia, a married woman, in this biting Renaissance satirical comedy.

  18. What is the term for fear of the number 13?

  19. My ancestor Elijah C. invented this beverage that must be distilled from at least 51% corn, aged for a minimum of two years in new white oak barrels that have been charred, unadulterated in the bottle and made in a specific US state.

  20. According to the author, this feature is a metaphor for the character’s “inability to control his environment; or he’s just glad to see you.”

  21. He said, “God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has been said often by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And, I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see. If we wish to know the truth concerning anything, we’ll find it in the nature of that thing.”

  22. It’s a poem by Keats, not a statement of back wages!

  23. This native of Mauritius became extinct 83 years after it was discovered.

  24. This professional athlete’s alma mater was founded by and named for his great-great-great-great grandfather.

  25. This country’s government sits in a different city than its capital. Name the country, the capital and the seat of government.

  26. There are exactly 5108 of these in a standard 52 card deck.

  27. If you’ve been paying attention, you would know that this particle, and its associated field, is conjectured to give rise to the mass of all other particles.

  28. This singer fronted for Big Brother and the Holding Company.

  29. Who was Seward, and why was he considered a fool?

  30. This Beat poet probably hung out with Kerouac and Ginsberg, but he might have just gone trout fishing.

  31. I learned computer programming at this University, founded just after the civil war. Our cheer starts with a reference a transposition of “Chalk Rock”, the name for the limestone outcropping found on the hill where the campus is located. Our mascot has boots for kicking our opponents, of course! The school colors are Crimson and Blue, to honor Harvard and Yale. The name of the town where it resides has a special interest to me.

  32. If I’m an actor, I superstitiously never call this play by its real name, referring to it instead as “The Scottish Play”.

  33. If you ask me the pitcher’s name, I’ll tell you tomorrow. But I’ll tell you the catcher’s name today. What am I talking about?

  34. By what cause did Henry Lindfield acheive the dubious distinction of being the first to die in 1898? Since then, twenty million people have died from this cause.

  35. These objects, usually billions of years old, emit hundreds of times more light than an entire galaxy. They are probably powered by massive black holes.

  36. According to NPR, as of April 3, 2000, these two companies were the largest in terms of market capitalization. Sorry, Bill!

  37. 'N Sync’s album “No Strings Attached” is #1 on the chart! Who’s chart?

  38. Ooh ooh! The actors who played Herman and Grampa Munster also appeared together in two episodes of this earlier sitcom.

  39. This movie star and her partner received a patent in 1942 for a frequency-switching systems for torpedo guidance.

  40. What’s a mulligan?

  41. How many rings of power did Sauron make?

  42. If you do well enough, your LSAT or GRE will get you in here, but your post-1994 SAT or CEEB doesn’t count at all, neither does your post-1989 ACT.

  43. Miraculoulsy, they overcome a 13-game August deficit, winning 35 of their last 49 games and going on to defeat a heavily favored opponent in the World Series in five games. “Those last two months of the season, everything that could possibly go right went right for that team. It was an amazing thing to be around. It was a magical thing.”

  44. These two galaxies are the closest to the Milky Way.

  45. Antonin, Clarence, David, John, Ruth, Sandra, Stephen, and William.

  46. What did Inigo say to the six-fingered man?

  47. What does “SCSI” stand for?

  48. I devised a system of encoding data on cards through a series of punched holes. My “Tabulating Machine Company” was a predecessor to IBM. One of the first uses of my invention was to tabulate the 1890 Census.

  49. Dinah Shore, Ed Asner and The Mary Tyler Moore Show had more of these than any of their peers.

  50. Whopat opis yopour fopavoporopite copolopor?


Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  1. 86.6 meters
  2. Charlie Brown
  3. Feynman (?)
  4. Larry
  5. Feynman (implies that 8 probably isn’t Feynman; hmmmm.)
  6. Francis Healey
  7. Ella Fitzgerald. Lorenz Hart, Lyrics; Richard Rodgers, Music.
  8. Grace Hopper
  9. Triskaidekaphobia
  10. Frank Lloyd Wright
  11. (first name?) Young (the quarterback after Brigham)
  12. Points?
  13. Graviton?
  14. the suckin’ Janis Joplin
  15. The great Bud and Lou’s “Who’s on First?”
  16. I thought Cisco and Microsoft, but question implies MS ain’t there. Ah! with the very recent slide of MS, it must be Cisco and GE. MS’ll be back.
  17. Billboard
  18. Car 54 Where are you
  19. Hedy Lamar?
  20. Supreme Court Justices
  21. Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
  22. Small Computer System Interface
  23. Hermann Hollerith

I would have been first, but as I was about to submit my answers (but before hitting the submit button) my computer crashed. Now I’ve got to retype everything. Oh, well, here we go:

  1. Eris
  2. Charlie Brown
  3. Rick’s Cafe Americain
  4. Damascus ?
  5. Einstein
  6. the igNobel Prize
  7. Grace Murray Hopper ?
  8. Triskadecaphobia
  9. Tennessee Whiskey
  10. Ode to a Grecian Urn
  11. The dodo
  12. The Netherlands, Amsterdam, The Hague
  13. The Higgs Boson
  14. Janis Joplin
  15. Lincoln’s Secretary of State, for purchasing Alaska from Russia
  16. Macbeth
  17. Abbott & Costello’s classic comedy routine Who’s on First
  18. Automobile accident ?
  19. Hedy Lamarr (partner was George Antheil)
  20. retaking a stroke in golf
  21. Mensa ?
  22. Andromeda & ???
  23. Scalia, Thomas, Souter, Stevens, Bader-Ginsberg, O’Connor, Breyer, Rehnquist (i.e. the Supreme Court, except Anthony Kennedy)
  24. “I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
  25. Herman Hollerith
  26. Blopue

(These were all off the top of m head, except that I did have to look up John’s last name)

Now to steal some of Billiehunt’s answers.
2) 86.6 meters sounds good
12) Larry
13) Feynman
14) Francis Healey
15) Ella Fitzgerald. Lorenz Hart, Lyrics Richard Rodgers, Music.
21) Frank Lloyd Wright
37) Billboard is worth a guess
47) Small Computer System Interface

billehunt: 18 (17 correct and two halves); 1 question in dispute.
waterj2: 27 1/2 (one half).

Apparently I can’t count to 9 after midnight. :o

Sorry… waterj2: 30 (29 correct and two halves)

Well, I never win these things, but I’ll take a shot at it. As usual, lots o’ WAGs…

  1. Garbage from Alice’s Restaurant?
  2. 50 meters?
  3. Paris.
  4. Charlie Brown.
  5. Monte Carlo?
  6. Nineveh.
  7. Marie Curie?
  8. Ig Nobel Prize, Annals of Improbable Research (?)
  9. Beowulf and Grendel.
  10. John?
  11. Henry Louis Gates, Jr.?
  12. Frank Sinatra, “I Wish I Were in Love Again.”
  13. The Mandrake, by Machiavelli.
  14. Triskaidekaphobia.
  15. Kentucky Bourbon?
  16. Dilbert’s tie.
  17. Lucretius?
  18. “Ode to Psyche.”
  19. The dodo.
  20. Bolivia, La Paz, Sucre (?)
  21. Little triangles?
  22. Janis Joplin.
  23. Lincoln’s Secretary of State. He purchased Alaska.
  24. Richard Brautigan.
  25. Macbeth.
  26. No, What is the second baseman.
  27. Car accident?
  28. Pulsars?
  29. Billboard Magazine.
  30. Hedy Lamarr.
  31. A hobo stew.
  32. Three?
  33. Mensa?
  34. Andromeda nebula and Orion nebula (?)
  35. Supreme Court justices.
  36. “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”
  37. Charles Babbage?
  38. Guest stars?
  39. Gropeen.

Fretful Porpentine: 22 (no halves)

:rolleyes: I have to learn to count better :o

Fretful Porpentine: 21 1/2 (1 half)

  1. He passed a sign that he should have seen, saying “shift to low gear, a fifty dollar fine my friend.” What was he carrying?

  2. At rest, it’s 100.00 meters long. What length do I measure it if it’s moving at one half the speed of light?

  3. When I tossed my prize “for the fairest” I knew I would cause all sorts of trouble, but I had no idea the consequences would be immortalized in literature for millenia.
    The Iliad

  4. If you need your hair cut, you might go to this comic strip character’s father.
    Charlie Brown

  5. We won enough money here to get to Lisbon by playing #22 on the roulette wheel.

  6. Monty Python notwithstanding, what is the capitol of Assyria?

  7. I’m an unevolved mouse pokemon of the electric type. What’s my name?

  8. When you shine a light on a metal plate, it emits electrons. Interestingly enough, if you increase the intensity of the light, more electrons come out. If you increase the frequency of light, the electrons come out faster. I won the Nobel Prize for explaining why!

  9. The author of a thesis on the sociology of Canadian donut shops and the scientist who calculated the optimal way to dunk a biscuit both won this prize. Name the prize and the organization.

  10. He dissed my homies so I ripped off his arm and nailed it to the wall. Then I went after his momma.

  11. Golias helped show me the Commonwealth. I met a lot of interesting folks there whom you may have read about. My name is Clarence, but most people call me by this epynomous nickname.

  12. What is the first name of the author of this challenge?

  13. I sold some paintings, played the bongos, and I was in a band in Brazil. I won a Nobel Prize for fooling around. I could even fix radios by thinking! Who am I?

  14. Who was the first black man to earn a Ph.D. from Harvard?

  15. Yes, I really sang, “When love congeals - it soon reveals / The faint aroma - of performing seals” in this song. Name the song and the artist. Extra credit for the writers.

  16. She found the moth in the computer, giving rise to the term “bug”. Who is she?
    Grace Hopper

  17. Callimaco uses this epynomous substance to seduce Lucretia, a married woman, in this biting Renaissance satirical comedy.

  18. What is the term for fear of the number 13?
    Triskadecaphobia

  19. My ancestor Elijah C. invented this beverage that must be distilled from at least 51% corn, aged for a minimum of two years in new white oak barrels that have been charred, unadulterated in the bottle and made in a specific US state.
    Jack Daniels

  20. According to the author, this feature is a metaphor for the character’s “inability to control his environment; or he’s just glad to see you.”

  21. He said, “God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has been said often by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And, I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see. If we wish to know the truth concerning anything, we’ll find it in the nature of that thing.”

  22. It’s a poem by Keats, not a statement of back wages!
    “Owed” to a Grecian Urn

  23. This native of Mauritius became extinct 83 years after it was discovered.
    The dodo

  24. This professional athlete’s alma mater was founded by and named for his great-great-great-great grandfather.
    Steve Young: BYU

  25. This country’s government sits in a different city than its capital. Name the country, the capital and the seat of government.

  26. There are exactly 5108 of these in a standard 52 card deck.
    Spots

  27. If you’ve been paying attention, you would know that this particle, and its associated field, is conjectured to give rise to the mass of all other particles.

  28. This singer fronted for Big Brother and the Holding Company.

  29. Who was Seward, and why was he considered a fool?
    He bought Alaska: Seward’s Folly/Icebox

  30. This Beat poet probably hung out with Kerouac and Ginsberg, but he might have just gone trout fishing.

  31. I learned computer programming at this University, founded just after the civil war. Our cheer starts with a reference a transposition of “Chalk Rock”, the name for the limestone outcropping found on the hill where the campus is located. Our mascot has boots for kicking our opponents, of course! The school colors are Crimson and Blue, to honor Harvard and Yale. The name of the town where it resides has a special interest to me.

  32. If I’m an actor, I superstitiously never call this play by its real name, referring to it instead as “The Scottish Play”.
    MacBeth

  33. If you ask me the pitcher’s name, I’ll tell you tomorrow. But I’ll tell you the catcher’s name today. What am I talking about?
    “Who’s on First,” Abbot & Costello

  34. By what cause did Henry Lindfield acheive the dubious distinction of being the first to die in 1898? Since then, twenty million people have died from this cause.
    Traffic accident

  35. These objects, usually billions of years old, emit hundreds of times more light than an entire galaxy. They are probably powered by massive black holes.
    Quasars

  36. According to NPR, as of April 3, 2000, these two companies were the largest in terms of market capitalization. Sorry, Bill!

  37. 'N Sync’s album “No Strings Attached” is #1 on the chart! Who’s chart?

  38. Ooh ooh! The actors who played Herman and Grampa Munster also appeared together in two episodes of this earlier sitcom.
    Car 54 Where are You

  39. This movie star and her partner received a patent in 1942 for a frequency-switching systems for torpedo guidance.
    Hedy Lamarr

  40. What’s a mulligan?
    A stew

  41. How many rings of power did Sauron make?
    Twenty

  42. If you do well enough, your LSAT or GRE will get you in here, but your post-1994 SAT or CEEB doesn’t count at all, neither does your post-1989 ACT.

  43. Miraculoulsy, they overcome a 13-game August deficit, winning 35 of their last 49 games and going on to defeat a heavily favored opponent in the World Series in five games. “Those last two months of the season, everything that could possibly go right went right for that team. It was an amazing thing to be around. It was a magical thing.”

  44. These two galaxies are the closest to the Milky Way.
    Lesser & Greater Magellanic Clouds

  45. Antonin, Clarence, David, John, Ruth, Sandra, Stephen, and William.

  46. What did Inigo say to the six-fingered man?
    “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  47. What does “SCSI” stand for?
    small computer system interface

  48. I devised a system of encoding data on cards through a series of punched holes. My “Tabulating Machine Company” was a predecessor to IBM. One of the first uses of my invention was to tabulate the 1890 Census.
    Alan Turing

  49. Dinah Shore, Ed Asner and The Mary Tyler Moore Show had more of these than any of their peers.
    Emmys

  50. Whopat opis yopour fopavoporopite copolopor?
    Chapotrepoupose
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Myron Van Horowitzski: 19 1/2 (18 correct, 3 halves)

[hijack]
I can’t wait until SD-6 comes out. We will get a lot of star trek dorks thinking it’s a spin-off of DS-9. That will be funny.
[/hijack]

sorry.

OK, to update some of my previous answers:

  1. Kentucky Bourbon
  2. the correct term is triskaidekaphobia

And to guess some more:

  1. Richard Brautigan
  2. the igNobel Prize, awarded by the Annals of Improbable Research

Update (the last three were shamelessly cribbed from Myron Van Horowitski, so I hope he knows what he’s talking about).

  1. 30,000 pounds of bananas.
  2. Larry.
  3. Grace Hopper
  4. small computer system interface
  5. Alan Turing

waterj2: 31 (2 halves) I may have miscounted earlier; I’ve triple-checked your current count.

Fretful Porpentine: 26 1/2 (1 half)

waterj2 is still the man to beat!

Total: 42 correct, 3 halves for a total of 43 1/2

First, to correct another of my mistakes:

  1. W.E.B. DuBois

Now, some answers I have since looked up:

  1. La Mandragolo by Machiavelli
  2. Kansas University in Lawrence, Kansas
    (Lawrence -> Larry)
  3. By my reading, it looks like only one

Now, to shamelessly steal from the others:

  1. 30,000 pounds of bananas
  2. Beowulf and Grendel
  3. Dilbert’s tie
  4. Steve Young
  5. Car 54 Where Are You?
  6. Emmies

waterj2: 40 (39 and two halves)

waterj2: 40 1/2 (1 half) I’ve decided to relent and give you full credit for one of your slightly inaccurate answers.

  1. He passed a sign that he should have seen, saying “shift to low gear, a fifty dollar fine my friend.” What was he carrying?

Cargo? In a truck?

  1. At rest, it’s 100.00 meters long. What length do I measure it if it’s moving at one half the speed of light?

If you’re going half the speed of light, 100.00 meters. If not, I don’t know.

  1. When I tossed my prize “for the fairest” I knew I would cause all sorts of trouble, but I had no idea the consequences would be immortalized in literature for millenia.

Are you talking about King Arthur going after the white stag, immortalized by Chrétian de Troyes in “Eric et Enide”?

  1. If you need your hair cut, you might go to this comic strip character’s father.

Charlie Brown!!

  1. We won enough money here to get to Lisbon by playing #22 on the roulette wheel.

Is that from Run, Lola, Run? She won twice on roulette, ridiculous as that is.

  1. Monty Python notwithstanding, what is the capitol of Assyria?

It was once Nineveh, is it still?

  1. I’m an unevolved mouse pokemon of the electric type. What’s my name?

PikaCHU!

  1. When you shine a light on a metal plate, it emits electrons. Interestingly enough, if you increase the intensity of the light, more electrons come out. If you increase the frequency of light, the electrons come out faster. I won the Nobel Prize for explaining why!

Albert Einstein!

  1. The author of a thesis on the sociology of Canadian donut shops and the scientist who calculated the optimal way to dunk a biscuit both won this prize. Name the prize and the organization.

Finding out the stupidest stuff. The finding out the stupidest stuff organization.

  1. He dissed my homies so I ripped off his arm and nailed it to the wall. Then I went after his momma.

Good for you! Jason? Candy man?

  1. Golias helped show me the Commonwealth. I met a lot of interesting folks there whom you may have read about. My name is Clarence, but most people call me by this epynomous nickname.

shrug

  1. What is the first name of the author of this challenge?

Single

  1. I sold some paintings, played the bongos, and I was in a band in Brazil. I won a Nobel Prize for fooling around. I could even fix radios by thinking! Who am I?

Dick Feynman!!

  1. Who was the first black man to earn a Ph.D. from Harvard?

Shrug

  1. Yes, I really sang, “When love congeals - it soon reveals / The faint aroma - of performing seals” in this song. Name the song and the artist. Extra credit for the writers.

ew

  1. She found the moth in the computer, giving rise to the term “bug”. Who is she?

shrug

  1. Callimaco uses this epynomous substance to seduce Lucretia, a married woman, in this biting Renaissance satirical comedy.

The Borgeas?

  1. What is the term for fear of the number 13?

triskedecaphobia

  1. My ancestor Elijah C. invented this beverage that must be distilled from at least 51% corn, aged for a minimum of two years in new white oak barrels that have been charred, unadulterated in the bottle and made in a specific US state.

Bourbon!

  1. According to the author, this feature is a metaphor for the character’s “inability to control his environment; or he’s just glad to see you.”

Is he holding a stick?

  1. He said, “God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has been said often by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And, I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see. If we wish to know the truth concerning anything, we’ll find it in the nature of that thing.”

Then he was a wacko.

  1. It’s a poem by Keats, not a statement of back wages!

Pay me?

  1. This native of Mauritius became extinct 83 years after it was discovered.

Some bird. 1 down, 4,897,879,976,232,000 to go.

  1. This professional athlete’s alma mater was founded by and named for his great-great-great-great grandfather.

i dunno

  1. This country’s government sits in a different city than its capital. Name the country, the capital and the seat of government.

Is it the U.S, Washington city, washington D.C?

  1. There are exactly 5108 of these in a standard 52 card deck.

freeze-dried monkeys

  1. If you’ve been paying attention, you would know that this particle, and its associated field, is conjectured to give rise to the mass of all other particles.

the quark?

  1. This singer fronted for Big Brother and the Holding Company.

shrug

  1. Who was Seward, and why was he considered a fool?

He was the guy what bought Alaska. I mean, Alaska? Who wants Alaska? There’s gold there? Gimme Alaska!

  1. This Beat poet probably hung out with Kerouac and Ginsberg, but he might have just gone trout fishing.

The guy that wrote a river runs through it

  1. I learned computer programming at this University, founded just after the civil war. Our cheer starts with a reference a transposition of “Chalk Rock”, the name for the limestone outcropping found on the hill where the campus is located. Our mascot has boots for kicking our opponents, of course! The school colors are Crimson and Blue, to honor Harvard and Yale. The name of the town where it resides has a special interest to me.

Loser U.?

  1. If I’m an actor, I superstitiously never call this play by its real name, referring to it instead as “The Scottish Play”.

MacBeth

  1. If you ask me the pitcher’s name, I’ll tell you tomorrow. But I’ll tell you the catcher’s name today. What am I talking about?

Who’s on first, what’s on second, I don’t know’s on third, tomorrow’s pitching, today’s catching, why’s left field, I don’t give a darn is the short stop, abbot!

  1. By what cause did Henry Lindfield acheive the dubious distinction of being the first to die in 1898? Since then, twenty million people have died from this cause.

old age?

  1. These objects, usually billions of years old, emit hundreds of times more light than an entire galaxy. They are probably powered by massive black holes.

quasars?

  1. According to NPR, as of April 3, 2000, these two companies were the largest in terms of market capitalization. Sorry, Bill!

amazon.com and AOL?

  1. 'N Sync’s album “No Strings Attached” is #1 on the chart! Who’s chart?

The chart of stupid, 12 year old girls! Down with N-Sync!

  1. Ooh ooh! The actors who played Herman and Grampa Munster also appeared together in two episodes of this earlier sitcom.

I don’t know, but Herman was in “My Cousin Vinny”.

  1. This movie star and her partner received a patent in 1942 for a frequency-switching systems for torpedo guidance.

Zsa Zsa Gabor?

  1. What’s a mulligan?

A stew with a shoe.

  1. How many rings of power did Sauron make?

9

  1. If you do well enough, your LSAT or GRE will get you in here, but your post-1994 SAT or CEEB doesn’t count at all, neither does your post-1989 ACT.

Lawschol.

  1. Miraculoulsy, they overcome a 13-game August deficit, winning 35 of their last 49 games and going on to defeat a heavily favored opponent in the World Series in five games. “Those last two months of the season, everything that could possibly go right went right for that team. It was an amazing thing to be around. It was a magical thing.”

The Angels?

  1. These two galaxies are the closest to the Milky Way.

shrug

  1. Antonin, Clarence, David, John, Ruth, Sandra, Stephen, and William.

Having a baby?

  1. What did Inigo say to the six-fingered man?

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stop SAYING that!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Offer me money.
Of course.
Power too, promise me that.
Anything you want.
Offer me everything I ask for.
All that I have and more, please.
I want my father back, you son of a bitch.

  1. What does “SCSI” stand for?

That feeling in your mouth after a night at the bar.
somethingsomethingsomething interface

  1. I devised a system of encod

Surgoshan: 13 1/2 (3 halves) + 1 brownie point.