Inspired, of course, by the “Most Wanted” deck circulated in Iraq during/following the invasion. Every card bears a different charge against the Bush Admin. Order your deck now! Beat the holiday rush! 
Oh,good! They’re going to impeach Bush now! After they cut off funding for the war, I didn’t know what they could possibly do for an encore.
Yeah. At least the pretzel thing was somewhat witty.
The real question is what games should your Congress-persons play with their Impeach Bush cards. Texas Hold-'em is no good, and the rest of the world has had enough of your government playing War.
Considering the possible responses to this from both the administration and Congress, I suggest Razz.
It can’t be worse than playing poker with Tarot cards… (“I got a full house and three people died!”)