There was a comedian who had a bit on this. I’ve done these.
Waitress: Enjoy your food.
Me: You too.
Doctor: I hope you feel better.
Me: You too.
Mom: Bye.
Me: Love you too.
sigh
Hee!
Yeah, I do that all the time.
Yesterday I stopped at a filling station about four hours from home. The guy, obviously a local, says to me, “Enjoy your trip!”
Natch, automatically, I chirp, “You too!”
Or when somebody (not sick) says, “Get well soon!”
Or when somebody (not going) says, “Have a good time at the party!”
Hell, I’ve given up trying to stop. They all know what I mean. I guess. If I worried about looking ditzy because of the stuff I said, I’d never open my mouth!
I wouldn’t say that though.
Did James say that?
Sorry; disregard…
I was trying something new (for me). Obviously screwed up
A few times at the movie theater when I get something the clerk says, “Enjoy your movie”.
“You too,” says I. Then I leave quickly, realizing my mistake. I hate when I do that. It’s an automatic response from when I used to be a clerk at a video store, the same movie theater, and at a fast food type of place.
I almost did that today. A friend wished me a happy birthday, and I caught myself about to say “You too.” <blush>
Yup, done it. Being dropped off at the airport entrance by the rental car shuttle, the driver says, “Enjoy your flight!” “You too! …D’oh!”
My birthday was at the end of last month. As always, whenever anyone said “Happy Birthday!” I would reply “Thank you. Happy Birthday to you, too!” It really seems to confuse people, but I prefer to treat it like ‘Merry Christmas’ or ‘How are you.’