I just got this email which I felt was important enough to share with ya’ll. I’m sorry for such short notice, but I just now got this email, myself, so I’m posting it here as quick as I can.
Again, I apologize for such short notice, I only hope I’ve posted here in time for everyone to get the message. I think I speak for us all when I say I’m very much looking forward to a new and improved internet.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
And
“This site is more addictive than caramel-covered crack!”
I heard that one a few days ago, while my kids were playing in the ball pit at Burger King. My daughter said that something was biting her, and when she climbed out, there was a snake dangling from her sock. The snake eventually died of a heroin overdose, but not before he gave me a cookie recipe from Nieman-Marcus, the address of a teenage boy dying of ostripliosis of the liver, and a warning to shut off my computer this weekend.
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Please, for your own safety, when you read this message, feel around on your back. From everything you’ve told me, I fear you may have just had your kidney stolen.
There’s supposed to be a spectacular show in the night sky tonight, too, around midnight, as all the junk from cyber-space falls back into the Earth’s atmosphere.
“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi
