Oh, thank god you posted this! I almost made a big mistake!
Most of the things I make sure not to do seem kind of tame now.
but it’s so intense.
Sex isn’t just the same without that danger aspect. After I got snipped, it just lost all its potency, hornet nest sex is the only way I can satisfy that urge, and you’re trying to take that away from me!?
I just have this image of cartoon-style anthropomorphic hornets going about their peaceful business in their nest, when suddenly this huge drooling worm monster bursts through the walls! Cue screaming and running about and panicking…
I never thought I’d say this, but if there exists a job for Slug Signorino, this is it.
You’re willing to model this for the Slugster?
Me so Hornet!
I’ve made a huge mistake.
I’m surprised he actually managed to have sex with it long enough to, um, finish. That’s some serious stamina (or meth).
So, they did, like, a rape kit on the nest? I wonder if they found any of his skin under the bee’s fingernails? Are the wasps the victim or the dead man?
This sounds a lot like one of those news stories that turns out to not actually be true.
I will be sure to mention this to my husband.
Turns out the story is a hoax.
Which obviously means…
It’s perfectly OK to have sex with hornet’s nests!
Unbeelievable
Don’t tell me what I can’t do!
Hot dawg! I’m tired of buzzing off.
You forgot the whole “…this treatment is Guaranteed to increase penis size!” 
Rule 34. 'nuff said.
Penis ensues?