Alternately titled, I’m not really an uncivilized barbarian freak, am I?
Situation: You are eating some pizza at home, alone. After finishing a slice, you notice that it was a little greasy, and your hands are decidedly in need of a napkin. However, you’re out of paper towels, but the clothes you’re wearing are heading into the dirty laundry pile at the end of the night anyway.
In those circumstances, how many of you would say “eh” and wipe your hands on your pants, or wipe your mouth on your sleeve? We’re assuming that you’re wearing casual attire - no silk shirt, no evening gown - just jeans and a t-shirt.
Clearly this is unacceptable in a social situation, but by yourself?
I can’t be the only person who does this, right? (And then drinks directly from the milk carton afterwards?)
I once wiped my greasy hands on my bunny. I would like to take this opportunity apologize to my bunny for this error in judgement. Please come home, I miss you!
Jeebus, you people are such uncultured savages! Of course you should wipe your hands on your jeans – jeans are just napkins your ass looks good in. All of my comfy jeans have streaks and wear spots a) on the top of the thighs (from wiping my hands) b) on the insides of the lower legs, near the hem (from wiping my feet) and c) on the outside seam below the right hand pocket (from wiping my knives – don’t ask).
Last time I wore a dress my roommate noticed me looking befuddled. “No pockets?” she asked. “Nowhere to wipe my hands!” I replied in despair.
