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[li]Intelligence and beauty would be strongly linked genetically[/li][li]Children would have “off” buttons[/li][li]Hair would only grow where it was wanted[/li][/ul]
Religious Tolerance would be a bigger buzzword than brownie.
I would be given a cattle prod and the right to apply its benefits to anyone I felt needed a good shocking.
People who have (a) just done their own house conveyancing or (b) had their first child or © just discovered how great home computers and the interent are…
…are struck mute for 1 year. (Thanks to British comedienne Victoria Wood for this).
People would be a lot more tolerant to other people’s views.
The bill of rights wouldnt be completly moved aside for ‘security’
Kevin Costner and that Jehovah’s Witness kid run away from Clint Eastwood (oooh, bad joke. yuck, even I found that one distastful).
Semen would taste like chocolate.
**You mean this isn’t perfect? ** 
I would be devastatingly attractive to hot guys, and i would be able to tell on sight the ones who are any fun.
Also, I would be able to dismiss the effects of caffeine at will.