In keeping with all the dream threads, we're all passed out on someone's couch.

Here’s what i figure.

In a dream, everything seems to make perfect sence. Either you’re running around looking for a green banana to unlock a door or your driving backwards down the highway because you’re in the wrong lane or (as was the case for me last night) your dog is talking to you because he’s growing up and he’s learned your vocabulary and ohhh isn’t he a good boy (yes, i am, now will you PLEASE get me the good kibbel??)

Here’s my problem. The earth is spinning around really really fast, and that’s why gravity works? What the hell kind of sence does that make?? And WHY is the sky blue? Sure, the what ever effect, but i’ve had dreams where it was an off shade of green and that made pretty good sence too, once explaned to me by my 8 year old father with the extra arm.

What i’m saying here is, basically, what Poe was saying:

“Is all that we see or seem/ but a dream within a dream?”

Except i’m really not feeling very poetic about it at all. I mean, after all, if this really is a dream then i’d best get to the part where that chick who was in my Poli Sci class get naked pretty damn soon.

Most of the things i do here make absolutly no sence, when you think about it, but there always seems to be some kind of rational explination for it. Just like in a dream.

Most of the things that happen here make even less sence then the things i do, but there’s still usually some kind of reason behind it. Just like a dream.

I dunno… Maybe i’m crazy, maybe i’m just wakeing up, or, maybe, i should go find where i hid that rum bottel last night, cause this glass is getting dangeriously empty…
Upham

Now, with that said, i’m goin’ to sleep.

If things like this keep you wondering and awake, i advise you to NEVER listen to the Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking by Roger Waters.

  1. The world is actually spinning round because of my Victorian ancestors rotating in their graves, but gravity has nothing to do with the world spinning, it is to do with mass.

  2. You can get green skies at sunset/sunrise or in odd weather conditions.

  3. Search Cecil’s columns - he has one on why is the sky blue (& on the green flash from the sun at sunset too, IIRC, not that you mentioned that!) & probably on gravity vs centrifugal/centripetal force too.

  4. Get some decent sleep & after reading this, I’m never sleeping on your couch :wink:

Face it dude! NOTHING makes any sense… at least from this side of the equation, anyhow! I’m hoping that after death, there’ll be at least a moment of “Remember all that shit that didn’t make any sense? Looky here… we’ll explain it to your dumb ass!”

Astro: Hell yeah. If there is an afterlife, it’s going to be a damn disappointment if that doesn’t happen. I also want to go back in time into my own life and float around as an invisible disembodied spirit and see what everyone said about me behind my back.

Tzel, trust me, you don’t wanna know!!

Pssst! Everone! Tzel is a jerk with bad breath and a funny haircut! If it weren’t for the charming way with which he wipes the drool from his chin, he’d be unendurable!!!

Astroboy14 that was mean. And yet… funny…

But my (half drunken) point was that no explination would be acceptable because in a dream it makes sence anyway…

(mental note, don’t drink and post…)