It’s over Ch. 4-7: Stereochemistry, Alkynes, Resonance, and Dienes. I have no excuse for not studying. Last week was spring break - I stayed here in East Lansing and all I did was sit on my ass and procrastinate by studying my ass off for the biology exam I had Monday (which I did AWESOME on, by the way), and since Monday I’ve just been sitting on my ass some more, downloading Barry White songs and getting my groove thang on.
I have NEVER given the slightest smidgen of a shit about Chemistry. I’d like a career in microbiology research some distant day, though, so it’s vitally important I learn this stuff backwards and forwards. Nucleophiles and electrophiles gettin’ together and making sweet love… Jesus, I haven’t had sex in two months. And the guy I’ve been dating wants to cool things off between us because his best buddy has developed a thing for me and he doesn’t want to “stand in our way” and I don’t think I even want to date his best buddy, but I wouldn’t mind sleeping with him, but that would screw things up royally, and did I mention I have to go home this weekend and can’t even go out and get drunk with my friends on St. Paddy’s Day, I’ll have to drink with my PARENTS but drinking’s no fun if there’s no beautiful boys around to flirt with, and then I have to write a 500-word German essay due tomorrow about the events leading up to the construction of the Berlin Wall, and I really should turn it in on time bcause another essay was late and I REALLY need a 4.0 in German, and everything else for that matter, to negate the 1.5 I’m bound to get in Chemistry so my GPA won’t get flushed down the fucking toilet, and, oh yes, I have a pelvic exam this afternoon.
Well, time to go determine my future… looks like my future will involve a job with my name on my shirt, but as long as I don’t have to do Chemistry, that can’t be all bad!
Have a better day than me, all…