Will I talk to her before the weekend?
Should I eat kill AND eat my latest victim or just kill him. Oops how do you erase here?
The one frigging day I spend napping-- whaddaya mean, have I heard about Arafat?
I have used all my sick time at work and now I am screwed.
It’s been a year I should be over The Oaf © by now.
I really hate our old moving company, dirty bastards.
Why the hell did Adam and Eve bite that apple? 
I hope my seats are good for that concert next weekend, and ohmygod, this is my first post since the board changed, what the hell is all this stuff in the window?
In 24 hours… just 24 hours!
I’m having 9 people for Easter dinner tomorrow night, am I going to be ready?
I hate my lousy excuse for a life.
The Beast of Bodmin Moor.
Damn $^#%@^! aching back…groan
My wife fucking pisses me off!!!
I am not fit to walk amongst the humans.
Ringo doesn’t suck as much as everyone says.
Pay backs are a mother fkin bitch.** :mad:
Whoa, what was THAT?!
Im thinking about those good, good old days at computer camp. Geek angst at its best (worst).
I kick ass.