Police Bust Bizarre Porno Fetish Ring
Police announced today that they have busted a prono film studio that seemed to have catered to those with fantacies of sex with dwarfs. The main storyline for the films was of a young beauty, know in the trades as “Snow White,” and seven dwarf actors, known as “Dock, Sneezy, Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Sleepy and Grumpy.” In my opinion, the whole act should have been called “Sleezy.”
“Snow White” has been billed as “the virgin with the most sexual experience,” because, despite the many acts of sex with the young men, her anatomy still qualifies.
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Murder, by definition, goes beyond suspicious or mysterious circumstances. Found dead under mysterious circumstances, is correct.
Carry on.
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** New Hidden Camera Show Rakes in Fairyland Ratings**
When Simple Simon began his new show on the Fairyland Pubic Access channel last year, no one could have predicted that it would become a huge success- especially Simple himself, given that he suffered brain damage after nearly drowning in a pail of water.
The show became a break-away hit and was quickly optioned by one of the major networks. The concept of the show is a rather…simple one. Mister Simon is taped going about his daily business, with a lurking camera crew tailing him. Given Mister Simon’s personality quirks, it’s niegh on inevitable that sparks will fly between and the public. On one memorable show a misunderstanding about the cost of a pie lead to police intervention after the pie man punched Simple in the face.
Although the show is a huge hit, it’s unclear if Simple Simon actually understands he’s on TV. We tried to get his comment on the matter, but we weren’t able to get a coherent statement.