No matter how you squirm and dance,
Shake it, wring it, give it a chance,
Tap it, wiggle, almost play
It’s never done when you put it away.
It’s always got one thing to say
A little drop, or a total spray
So I just thank God for my black slacks
Because they don’t show pecker tracks!
In a certain light, they do
Something to think on when you “dew”.
I remember (possibly wrongly)
You can shake it all you want
You can beat it 'gainst the wall
But it’s always in your trousers
Where the last drop falls
This must be why the Scots developed the kilts.
I find underwear works also.
Look, everybody, **VCO3 **is back!
I remember a post here a while back by a guy who was taking some drug that made his urine glow in UV light. Silly fucker went into a nightclub, from memory… 
No matter how much you shake and dance,
that last little drop always goes in your pants.
I can’t believe I read this whoooole thread.
I’m not going to try to put this into rhyme, but the male urethra is shaped like a P-trap. [Warning: Anatomical diagram, possibly NSFW] If you really want to get rid of that last little drop, you have to reach behind your balls and squeeze on your gundle a little bit.