In praise of small boobs

Hee.

I am a fan of all sizes of breasts. All the women I’ve been with but one have been well-endowed and that was lovely. That one exception was lovely too, and the only one I still talk to, oddly enough. I admit I’m more a leg and ass girl, but I do like boobs. Not as much as some of you guys seem to, though. :smiley:

As for myself, I come from a family of well-endowed women, so much so that they tell me that they’d love to have breasts as small as mine. :smack:

Well…we’re guys.
It’s what we do. We do it real good, too.

’Punha! Name ‘O god, where ya’ been for so long? Good to see you back, and I hope your absence was due to a fun-filled and extravagant trip around the world, or at least a time devoted to salacious mis-deeds.

Maybe I don’t appreciate boobs as much because I have a set of my own. They’re not as fascinating perhaps because of that.

The only thing I’m offended be is the persistany use of the the word “boobies” What are we, ten? Call them by there proper name…tits.

And mine are large yet perky. So there.

Sorry, I only call them tits in an actual sexual situation. Much like I probably wouldn’t say fuck unless I was, you know, fucking.

It’s our inner 15-year old boy coming out. We sometimes have to just squeal “boobies!” out of glee. It’s almost always an internal squeal.

Don’t say “fuck” unless you’re fucking? Fuck that!

We don’t want to offend you, 'noir. “Tits” it is. “Tits” they are, and “tits” they taste like.

What?

This kind of thread is enough to give us big tittied women pause for thought. Come on now, where are the men who are into the fuller figured, big breasted women?

Every. Fucking. Where. Else. In the world except for this thread. You never hear of anyone in Hollywood getting a breast reduction to further her career, do you? :wink:

Bah. What about the girls with average-sized tits? No one ever says anything about us.

(I said tits just for you, betenoir.)

We did, so. We said we loved all kinds of chesticles!

I want praise for my specific set of hooters, though. Mine!

They’re absolutely lovely. At least, the left one is. The right one was partly out of the picture.

Dr. Seuss boob poem… amazing, sheer genius.

As for my opinion, i love all breasts, however. I do have a taste for a certain womans very large tits. Mostly because of who the breasts are attached to. But still, I find myself leaning on the larger side of tits.

Sheez, I really hate it when some young stud uses the Dope to brag about the fantastic babe he’s bangin’ nowadays. Is it just me? Hey, OneCentStamp, I’m happy for ya’. Enjoy. Lemme know if she’s still with ya’ 35 years from now, like my wife is. (Pardon me, I just watched “The Departed,” and I’m channelin’ Nicholson like crazy here.)

I like 'em small. I like 'em big. Hell, I just like 'em.

The site linked earlier made me realize that it might not be too hard to find a woman with one large and one small, so you can have it both ways.

If that becomes popular, it will create a market for some really bizarre cosmetic procedures. But they’d only cost half as much. =)

[George Carlin]Tater tits![/GC]

So you can’t check dates on OPs either. That makes me feel much better. :smiley:

(Who’s with me on an automatic thread lock after six months?)

Locking zombie breast thread.