Brilliant! BRAVO!!
The way you act as if you’re only reading every third word and then taking whatever leaks between your neurons and instantly regurgitating that into text, it’s breathtaking. I applaud you, sir.
Sincerely!
nm
Forgive me, Andros. I haven’t done much grokking lately. 
Oh, I’d love to see that.
Print just every third word from any sentence you’ve posted in this thread. If that ersatz “sentence” makes sense to you, bully for you! But don’t expect the same from anyone else. Me included.
So you didn’t even watch the debate that you started a thread about and wanted everyone to discuss?
That is some piss poor shit right there.
I haven’t even found the debate. Is it posted yet?
I’ll take the pro.
YES!! It is posted.
Here’s the transcript:
Athiests: Ur dumb.
Christians: No u.
True on your first assertion–you haven’t posted in the PIT for 13 months.
False on the second part. Miller Mod-noted you at that time. (9/14/2014)
From http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17690558&postcount=447
Of course, you just might not remember that a moderator named Miller noted you, or you might not have realized he was a moderator, or you’re just that clueless about some things.
You win the thread.
Seriously, **dougie **may have lost his cool a few times, but he’s harmless. I don’t think he’s read much of what’s been published within the past 50 years. They don’t have much reading material at the compound aside from all the Watchtowers.
Yeah, sometimes I wanna cuddle him, then I want to kick his ass. And I’m certain that he’s always serious, you just cannot pretend that level of cluelessness. He’s sweet in a way sometimes. Else he’d be a genius troll, and Occam’s razor tells me that this is improbable. He’s a very interesting specimen, a creature only America can produce. So powers that be, please let him stay, he really doesn’t mean it when he threatens someone ;).
Very well, I admit to contact with “Miller” but not to “Miller’s” gender, which I didn’t know then either, and that is the point I intended to make.
As for reading matter, I have five large bookcases in my room and probably 400 books on countless subjects, and from diverse publishers; including several books by Isaac Asimov, and countless volumes on baseball, humor, language, history, art, and so on–much like anyone’s home library. And I do have two bound volumes of Watchtower, from the 60s. That’s all. I have almost a dozen volumes of the Bible, including several in other lanuages, including Esperanto.
dougie, do you understand that there is no rule against being “vile”?
It’s “Mr,” thanks. And the reason you drew a warning, and nobody else did, is because you broke a rule, and nobody else did. Being “vile” is not against the rules here, particularly not your hilariously antiquated notions of what is and is not “vile.” Intimating that you’d beat up another poster, on the other hand, is against the rules. So unless you can point to someone in this thread who has threatened you with physical harm, there is no double standard at play here.
True. But we are talking about Spam here, right? The rubbery canned alleged-meat popular in the Pacific? The stuff that inspired a Monty Python sketch?
I mean, I’ll try anything once. I’ve eaten black pudding, haggis and durian. But Spam, really?
Fine. I’m glad that now we understand each other. All the same, I believe I had a right to resent being called “stupid,” and that was what provoked me.
And maybe my standards are “antiquated,” but I know taunts when I read them; and as far as I am concerned they are impervious to the passage of time. Anyway, your point is well taken.
Spam musubi is awesome. I had some today.
It really does seem accurate, though.