As in this documentary photo.
Several years ago, I was at a local park with the cross-country team for a workout. I was perched on the end of a picnic table when I noticed a praying mantis right next to me, reared up and making threatening gestures with its front claws.
I thought it very brave, this tiny creature defending itself from a giant thing that could snuff out its life in an instant.
So I crushed it.
Not really. But how else was i supposed to end the story?
Good thing you didn’t crush it. If you had, God would have killed a kitten and added a very weak thread about a debate in the pit.
Every time a gay person masturbates into a sentient sock, God kills a kitten.
Well that’s what I heard.
My challenge to god, stolen from an old website: Pi, rounded to thirty-three places, would be precise enough to describe the diameter-to-circumference ratio of a circle comprising hydrogen atoms that could enclose the entire universe. Therefore let God change mathematics such that pi is rounded to thirty-three places; and I’ll be a believer.
Bit Torrance is open to anyone, but I’m not sure it is right to use it.
Sock it to me: St. Rowan and St. Martin 10:5
“Halvah is a form of pie,
3.1416 and a specific heat.
and it has a specific gravity of
of .31416.”
–Donald Knuth
He said he’ll get around to it right after he’s finished addressing this “God screwed up and made Tony a boy instead of a girl” issue. Probably early 2017 he thinks.
Anything else you’d like me to pass along for you? We’re having lunch tomorrow.
We were. In six years we lived in three different addresses in Torrance.
SO IS YOUR MOMMA!
…You’re welcome.
Would there be an actual topic to this debate, dougie me lad, or this more of a Clint Eastwood "empty chair’ charade where atheism is to be represented by no more than what the Church Elders determine an atheist would think?
I like warm pie with vanilla ice cream.
Oh, and in keeping with pit etiquette, you are a weak-minded individual for even thinking you could get away with a pit this weak and mindless.
End of Line.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Maybe it’s already happening: My electric-heated, blended-wool socks seem to keep disappearing into another dimension from the dryer. Woe upon humanity when they return with a vengeance.
are you now shilling for them?
So Dougie, can you give us any hint as to why you started this thread and what you wanted it to be about? There doesn’t seem to be any theme connecting your posts.
Will this debate settle the issue once and for all, so we never have to hear about it again?
And will there be cookies later?
Dougie is trolling for attention - its as simple as that.
You’re entitled to your opinion, Simster. My posts have no connection with each other; I was hard put to find any connection between any others’ replies and my OP.
And the rest of us were hard put finding any connection between your OP and a pitting.