In re: Atheists v. Christians debate

[jabiru]

I can really get on board with this pitting. I mean, really? A debate! What sort of bastardry will be next?

[dougie_monty]

@simster

You used to many words - it’ll take poor dougie_monty all night (or maybe longer) to read that and come up with a rejoinder.

It did not ‘take all night’–I was tired last night and retired early…
Let me put it this way: While I agree with you about me choosing the wrong forum for my announcement, I feel obliged to point out that it was some other Doper who posted the thread about Bill Nye squaring off against Ken Ham (And you will notice that in the OP to this thread I didn’t get judgmental and boorish with a label such as “creotard.”)
Perhaps if I had appended a comment such as “make of this what you will” to the OP some of your sarcasm might have been avoided.
In any case, I’ve given you the Web address, which states the issue better than I ever could.
And no, I am not “shilling” for anyone.

[kayaker]

@dougie_monty

And no, I am not “shilling” for anyone.

Definitely not the fucking Presbyterians, can I get an amen on that, dougie.

[Drunky_Smurf]

So from what I’ve gathered this thread is about one of a couple of possible topics:

1. Dr. Ron Paul Issues Major Warning For U.S. Seniors
2. This Startup Wants To Turn Your $5K Into $2.5 Billion
3. 3 Things That Golf Pros Do That Amateurs Don’t
4. Atlassian HipChat Launches Chat Behind Your Firewall
5. 10 Things Men Find Unattractive
6. Drivers Can’t Believe They Didn’t Know This New Rule

I’m leaning towards topic two myself.

[dougie_monty]

@kayaker

Definitely not the fucking Presbyterians, can I get an amen on that, dougie.

:Sigh: Spare me the clever embellishments and limit yourself to YES and NO.
I said “anyone,” in case you have a reading impairment.

[dougie_monty]

@Drunky_Smurf

So from what I’ve gathered this thread is about one of a couple of possible topics:

1. Dr. Ron Paul Issues Major Warning For U.S. Seniors
2. This Startup Wants To Turn Your $5K Into $2.5 Billion
3. 3 Things That Golf Pros Do That Amateurs Don’t
4. Atlassian HipChat Launches Chat Behind Your Firewall
5. 10 Things Men Find Unattractive
6. Drivers Can’t Believe They Didn’t Know This New Rule

I’m leaning towards topic two myself.

You’ll fall over! :eek:

[kayaker]

@dougie_monty

:Sigh: Spare me the clever embellishments and limit yourself to YES and NO.
I said “anyone,” in case you have a reading impairment.

Yes indeed! I knew we were of a like mind.

[simster]

@dougie_monty

It did not ‘take all night’–I was tired last night and retired early…
Let me put it this way: While I agree with you about me choosing the wrong forum for my announcement, I feel obliged to point out that it was some other Doper who posted the thread about Bill Nye squaring off against Ken Ham (And you will notice that in the OP to this thread I didn’t get judgmental and boorish with a label such as “creotard.”)
Perhaps if I had appended a comment such as “make of this what you will” to the OP some of your sarcasm might have been avoided.
In any case, I’ve given you the Web address, which states the issue better than I ever could.
And no, I am not “shilling” for anyone.

You continue to push people to that website instead of actually posting any real content for discussion.

the very definition of shilling for them.

[Buck_Godot]

@Frank

Thank you.

They all actually sound pretty reasonable about the whole thing. I predict there will be no fisticuffs.

I also predict that no one attending will change their opinion on the matter and both sides will come away firmly convinced that their side won the debate.

[dougie_monty]

@Buck_Godot

I also predict that no one attending will change their opinion on the matter and both sides will come away firmly convinced that their side won the debate.

We shall see…

[dougie_monty]

@simster

You continue to push people to that website instead of actually posting any real content for discussion.

the very definition of shilling for them.

Izzat so? Show me examples of where I ‘continue to push’ anyone to anything, Simster…

[MEBuckner]

@dougie_monty

And you will notice that in the OP to this thread I didn’t get judgmental and boorish with a label such as “creotard.”

Well there’s your trouble right there. If your OP had talked about how those stick-up-their-ass Presbyterians were having a debate against the godless heathen atheist fools then at least people wouldn’t all be asking why the hell the god-damned thread was started in the Pit.

[dougie_monty]

@MEBuckner

Well there’s your trouble right there. If your OP had talked about how those stick-up-their-ass Presbyterians were having a debate against the godless heathen atheist fools then at least people wouldn’t all be asking why the hell the god-damned thread was started in the Pit.

Yes, and I would be obviously kowtowing to you and your unabashed Mencken - like policy at the expense of my own self- respect. You seem to have too much chutzpah for your own good. I don’t believe you yourselves have the genuine courage to post an OP for any thread with that much childish boorishness.

[kayaker]

Give 'em hell, dougie!

[MEBuckner]

@dougie_monty

Yes, and I would be obviously kowtowing to you and your unabashed Mencken - like policy at the expense of my own self- respect. You seem to have too much chutzpah for your own good. I don’t believe you yourselves have the genuine courage to post an OP for any thread with that much childish boorishness.

I haven’t started any Pit threads in a good long while, but in the past I have started threads in the Pit whose OPs included phrases like “verbal diarrhea” and “ignorant mindless puke-swilling shit-for-brains asswipe” and “dog-felching monkey-fondling pig-licker” when I thought it was warranted.

I admit I hadn’t really thought of that as courageous, since I don’t live in some totalitarian theocratic police state. “Oh, yes ma’am, that’s the Medal of Virtual Valor. I got that one for starting a Pit thread about a USA Today columnist back in 2001. Well, those were dark times. We all did what we had to do–for Freedom!”

[Bryan_Ekers]

I’ve seen a few atheist/theist debates on youtube and thus consider myself possessing doctorate-level expertise on the subject, and I’ve noted that Dinesh D’Souza, when arguing for theism, is fond of badly paraphrasing the atheist position in a dumb-guy voice.

[FXMastermind]

This topic is good and you should feel good.

[simster]

@dougie_monty

Izzat so? Show me examples of where I ‘continue to push’ anyone to anything, Simster…

Well, lets see - for the record - >

@dougie_monty

See www.branchofhope.org

@dougie_monty

It did not ‘take all night’–I was tired last night and retired early…
Let me put it this way: While I agree with you about me choosing the wrong forum for my announcement, I feel obliged to point out that it was some other Doper who posted the thread about Bill Nye squaring off against Ken Ham (And you will notice that in the OP to this thread I didn’t get judgmental and boorish with a label such as “creotard.”)
Perhaps if I had appended a comment such as “make of this what you will” to the OP some of your sarcasm might have been avoided.
In any case, I’ve given you the Web address, which states the issue better than I ever could.
And no, I am not “shilling” for anyone.

(bolding and size increase by me - for emphasis)

so - you start a thread to make an announcement - tell people to see a website - then redirect people there because - to quote you

@dougie_monty

In any case, I’ve given you the Web address, which states the issue better than I ever could.

Pretty much the very definition of shilling for them - as well as “continuing” to push people in their direction -

Question - do you count this against your J-dub timesheet or your branchofhope one?

[dougie_monty]

“continue”?
If you were writing this as an essay and one of my high-school English teachers were grading it, he/she would put a red line through “continue” where you quote me, after reading your examples, followed by the standard abbreviation “ww”–wrong word.
One swallow doesn’t make a summer–nor do two, for that matter.

[kaylasdad99]

No, but they can make an adequately refreshing drink, depending on the make-up and temperature of the beverage.