http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080116/ap_on_fe_st/robber_shoots_self
He’s going to be charged with armed robbery - but I can’t honestly imagine any punishment he could face that would be worse than the one he’s already inflicted on himself.
PALATR!
Talk about instant karma.
The guys in lockup are going to love his story.
Darwin Award nominee!
Well, yes, if he shoots himself in the other nut next time he tries to commit robbery…
That was a close one, the clerk could have died laughing.
::: Reads linked story. grabs nuts in reaction, finds nuts have retracted to somewhere behind my breast bone:::
It’s OK boys, I would never put a gun in my waist band, you can come back out now.
Since he only shot one nut, can he be a runner up for the Darwin Award?
There was an Asian gang leader who also had a habit of sticking his gun down the front of his pants.
He is now known as No Wang Wong.
Perhaps he can be the winner of the first award presented… er, prehumously.
…he’d have raspberry doughnuts…?
(nut cherios, if they’re small)
Nope.
And he did !
He got off lucky. A little to the left and he would have gone off half-cocked.
I lived in that town for a short while. Not a bit surprised. It’s like a huge trailer park/meth lab/pharmaceutical fair. Backward doesn’t begin to describe it. :rolleyes: