In the woods

Since I got such an excellent education on objects falling at the speed of light, I thought I’d see if any of you geniuses out there could answer this age-old riddle: If a man says something in the woods; and there’s no woman around to hear it, is he still wrong? Give it a crack Mr. John.

I’m on a conifer’s call, be right with you.

He’s wrong because his Ash isn’t home.
He’s wrong because he Pines for his shingle days.
He’s wrong because he boughs to his mother.
And he Butternut think otherwise.

Oh yeah, kinda sounds MPSIMS-ish to me.

Yes it’s a poor imitation to mr john, but you get what you pay for.

galen asks:

Yes, you are still wrong.

Virtually yours,

DrMatrix

Geez, kid, you got the question all wrong. You should have asked, “if a man falls in the woods, does that make him executive timber?”

Please don’t clutter GQ with insipid “questions” designed to generate idle chatter. That’s what MPSIMS is for.
Nickrz

GQ Mod

Along with the gry question, nothing makes me scream more to read it.

If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits someone asking a stupid question, do we have a parade or a party?


“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

my vote is for Party… unless it is a nude parade and then I think I could be swayed =)


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas

Yes, I’ll bet you could…


“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler

Does that bet include chocolate?


“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas