Do fish swim?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do birds fly?
Does mouseshit roll?
- Yes, and on land also.
- Yes, and ‘fly’ also.
- As far as I know. (Most of 'em, at least.)
- Yes, most of them.
Is a frogs asshole watertight?
Do chickens have lips?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Does a frog bump its ass on the ground when it hops?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do chicks swoon the the sight of JDT? 
Does a screech-owl hit herself upside the head for thinking this was GQ and not MPSIMS?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If a parsley farmer is sued, could they garnish his wages?
Do sheep get their hair cuts at a baa baa shop?
Is a barber who works in a Library called a Barbarian?
If a tree falls in a forest, and hits a mime, does anybody say anything about it?
If a man says something in a forest, and a woman is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?
was Sue Duhnym smashed when she started this thread?
Is my Mom a virgin?
If a tree falls on a bear shitting in the woods and no one else is around, is the Pope still catholic?
No WAIT!
If a tree falls on a bear shitting in the woods and no one else is around, is the Popes asshole watertight?
{sub]I’m going to helllll…I’m going to helllllll [/sub]
Is there an Absorbine Sr?
Do tree huggers write on paper?
wrenching the thread back to Sue’s original premise
Does Howdy-Doody have wooden balls?
Is a pig’s ass pork?
Is de Nile a river in Egypt?
Is Johnny B Good?
Does Lucille Ball?
startled gasp Hey!!!-Sue-- don’t you be confusing the Hell outta me!
Good one, ren!
Why do they call us ‘engineers’ if we don’t work on trains?
Does anyone care?
Robin