Does a duck shit in the water?

Do fish swim?

Is the Pope Catholic?

Do birds fly?

Does mouseshit roll?

  1. Yes, and on land also.
  2. Yes, and ‘fly’ also.
  3. As far as I know. (Most of 'em, at least.)
  4. Yes, most of them.

Is a frogs asshole watertight?

Do chickens have lips?

Does the Pope wear a funny hat?

Does a frog bump its ass on the ground when it hops?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Do chicks swoon the the sight of JDT? :stuck_out_tongue:

Does a screech-owl hit herself upside the head for thinking this was GQ and not MPSIMS?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If a parsley farmer is sued, could they garnish his wages?

Do sheep get their hair cuts at a baa baa shop?

Is a barber who works in a Library called a Barbarian?

If a tree falls in a forest, and hits a mime, does anybody say anything about it?

:confused:

If a man says something in a forest, and a woman is not around to hear him, is he still wrong?

was Sue Duhnym smashed when she started this thread?

Is my Mom a virgin?

If a tree falls on a bear shitting in the woods and no one else is around, is the Pope still catholic?
No WAIT!

If a tree falls on a bear shitting in the woods and no one else is around, is the Popes asshole watertight?
{sub]I’m going to helllll…I’m going to helllllll [/sub]

Is there an Absorbine Sr?

Do tree huggers write on paper?

wrenching the thread back to Sue’s original premise

Does Howdy-Doody have wooden balls?

Is a pig’s ass pork?

Is de Nile a river in Egypt?

Is Johnny B Good?

Does Lucille Ball?

startled gasp Hey!!!-Sue-- don’t you be confusing the Hell outta me!

Good one, ren!

Why do they call us ‘engineers’ if we don’t work on trains?

Does anyone care?

Robin