Hello all!
I may have the wrong terminology, but I am imploring upon The Teeming Millions to help expand my personal vernacular.
I work in construction, so the naughty ones are more than welcome! I am actually seeking the baudy and the poetic. The nice ones are welcome as well!
I’m seeking ways to say yes such as:
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?
Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
Und et cetera.
Please give your best! (Ahem, worst!)
We used to say “Does the Pope shit in the woods?”
I’ve always been fond of
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Ninja-ed.
Is a bear Catholic? Would a bear eat the Pope as the body of Christ?
Would a bear then shit the Pope out in the woods?
You bet your sweet bippy.
I like Mork’s “Is the pope Polish?”
Oh. I always thought was “Does bear sit in the woods?”
Reading this, maybe he kneels
From a dear friend from college
Polar bears don’t shit in the woods.
Does a one legged duck swim in circles?
Mr. Magoo: Is a pig $&!?/ pork?
Maid: ‘sfar as I know, sir.
One of my high school friends used to say, “Does an alligator drag its ass?”
Thanks for the replies all!
When I’m not so busy I will try to find more!
From the 1980s movie Gung Ho
