In which Carlos shits on a pig

It was 1962, and Carlos was still a youngster back home in Brazil. It was late, and he’d had a big supper that… well… caught up to him. Anyways, it was cold out that night, and he didn’t want to put on his boots, find the flashlight, and treck across the yard to the outhouse. So, instead, he hung his ass over the side of the porch into the pig pen (why the pig pen was right next to the house is a complete mystery to me). As fate would have it, a big old sow ran over and tried to jump up on Carlos, but only managed to get into the evacuation zone of Carlos’ activities. Both Carlos and the sow were significantly dirtied by the misadventure, and Carlos was forced to take a very, very cold bath to clean himself up before returning to bed.

What’s the moral of the story?

[George Lucas]
Pigs wore poo in '62
[/George Lucas]

As a result of the problems associated with import-substitution industrialization and the reforms introduced by the military regime after March 1964, the Brazilian economy lost much of its dynamism between 1962 and 1967.

…and of course that’s why Carlos and is here today in the States.

God Bless America,

Winston

  1. Even if you’re a pig in slop, things can and probably will get worse.

  2. The asshole shitting on you might get a little dirty, but he’ll bathe and be clean, but you’re still a pig in shit.

  3. By time you get used to being a pig in shit, they kill you.

That you should choose the moment to gain your freedom wisely?

Pigs have no preference in whose shit they wallow.

You can bullshit a cow, but don’t shit on a sow.

When forced with the decision, it’s always better to shit on a pig than a hornet’s nest.

Carlos makes pigs happy.

Quem caga acima de um porco, toma banho frio?
[translation]Who shits on top of a pig, takes a cold bath?[/translation]

Was the sow’s name Raimunda? Because for some strange reason, all I can think of at the moment is:

Raimunda! Raimunda! Fei de cara, boa de bunda!
[translation]Raimunda! Raimunda! Ugly face, but a nice butt![/translation]

This brings to mind a needle point sampler I saw on a friends wall. It said, “Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.”

[The Stranger]
Sometimes you shit on the pig, sometimes the pig shits on you.
[/The Stranger]

If you porch dump onto farm animals, it’ll be a cold night in Brazil before you get any sleep.

Vhat a country! In Russia, pig shits on you!

An outhouse is never too far away.

For a pig, a full moon may bring disaster.