“Don’t look!”, the adult part of my brain said. “OOH! Let’s see! Let’s see!”, the juvenile part of my brain said, followed by a <snerk>.
When will I ever learn to listen to the adult part of my brain!
…and there was MPSIMS, and it was good.
Red rocket! Red rocket!
Hee!
I like the phrase “Morbid and Sordid.” I must find occasions to use it.
You can only milk the dog so often. Don’t you know anything?
Akin to bestiality indeed. :rolleyes:
I worked for a vet, and I’m here to tell you, it’s not like you can ask the pig (or whatever animal you need a sample from) to go into the back room with a little cup and an issue of Playboar. It’s a standard procedure, albeit an unpleasant one. For the vet, that is.
Fortunately, I wasn’t “qualified” enough to be able to perform the procedure myself. Although I saw it done to various animals on numerous occassions.
FYI, yes, pretty much every male in the animal kingdom makes “that face” during orgasm. 
Sounds like her technique is pretty good.
Didn’t they already do this on the Daily Show a few years back?
I know, I was the same way and all I could think of is * How can I lure dopers into reading this and wasting a few minutes of their lives with such useless knowledge.*
Now, if Paris Hilton had to jerk the pig, that would be entertainment.
<insertion of obligatory impending video joke here>
She oinked him off.
*Dear Barnyard Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me but . . .*
“Paris Hilton…she was sssssuuuuueeeey-eeet!” snuffed Oliver the pig, smoking a cigerette after a well manicured hand job.
I’ll forgo posting a pun in lieu of this observation:
If our FCC used similar perfectly-normal, regularly-occurring, properly-supervised & genuinely-purposeful as the guidelines for what could pass muster with American network censors, I could just imagine what would type of morbid sordidness would be airing on FOX this spring.
The oddest part of the story is that the boar is now on the same list as David Beckham. 
You should see the text messages she got.
Snurfle snurfle snort. Snuffle snuffle oink. Sueeeeeeeeee! Sueeeeeee! Oink oink snuffle.
“We don’t believe that the scene was degrading or harmful to the boar.”
Oh, and what does the general public think will eventually happen to the boar? That he’ll live happily ever after on some Fun Farm?
…guess they didn’t figure that he’ll eventually go to the slaughter. How degrading and harmful with THAT be?
at least he’ll die with a smile on his face.
Pork jerky!