and that was just from Beckham!
From Piggy himself it was durtier: Wanna (cork)screw?
In related news, Danish sperm a fertile export
Yes!! I saw that and it was freakin’ hilarious. 
IIRC, though, they didn’t show the actual act. I think that might be how they got it past the FCC. Although I believe it was in late 2000 or early 2001 so maybe the FCC was a little more liberal back then. 
You know, this subject got me interested in the whole “pig corkscrew penis” topic, something I’ve beeen mildly curious about for years (aren’t we all?). And since we live in a digital age, where all sorts of information is available to us whenever our whim strikes us to do further investigation, I searched for it.
Male Reproductive Tract (for animals), which includes an illustration of the boar’s “corkscrew” penis. (PDF file)
Tips on breeding boars, which includes this:
Yes. I know. Sometimes you can do a little too much Google research.
Damn Pigs have all the fun!!
Puts me in one hell of a position, even pigs have better sex lives than me.
I can’t even get a lousy porkjob.
Now that takes me back.
As a wee nipper I was sent to the farm to learn about rural ways. On one such visit, my eight year old eyes were presented with the sight of a boar trying to inseminate a sow. The female farmer was also engaged in the process, pushing and swearing at the boar as it mounted the sow. Mounted the sow’s head, that is.
That day I learned that some pigs just aren’t very clever at sex. Or maybe some pigs just like a spot of foreplay before the main event.
Ah, so you don’t have to bend it like Beckham’s?
This is known in the Pork world as a Sow Job
Is it just me, or is this the hottest thread ever?
Was “flood” really the best choice of words for that sentence?
We had this exact same list posted on the wall of my fraternity house in college titled “Sex tips for freshmen”. Some of those guys had NO idea what they were doing!
IIRC, it was Beth Littleford’s first assignment on The Daily Show. Also, she’s hot, whether or not she’s pulled a pig’s pork.
Familiar as I am with my own perfectly normal, regularly occurring, and genuinely purposeful stimulation activities in this area, I must confess that the rapid contortions of the wrist that must be required to perform same on a corkscrew-shaped member cause my long-suffering carpal tunnels to vibrate with extreme displeasure.
It was ten years ago, when my friends Joe and David were helping me move into my new apartment. We set up the TV, hooked it up, and collapsed on the sofa to see if the cable was working. We turned on the set.
We were greeted by the sight of a sturdy, gray-haired woman holding an armadillo, belly-forward up to the camera. She was talking to us in some Asian language. No subtitles. Then a small, elderly Asian man appeared, turned his back to us, and gave the armadillo a blow job, as David, Joe and and I sat, stunned.
I still remember the sight of the armadillo’s teeny nostrils dilating. It’s burned into my mind.
No one believes us. We have no idea what channel that was, and I have never again seen The Armadillo Blow-Job Channel (ABJC) again.
Ahh so. Now I know the secret sauce they use to marinade armadillo.
Thanks Eve.
42 minutes and too many Googly pages of filth, Eve. Couldn’t find it. Sorry.
Ugh. I need a shower… 
I think you probably tuned into a 'Dillodrome broadcast by accident.
Wasn’t it Nancy Walls?
Finally! A post that is insanely amusing, and that I have nothing to add to. Brilliant!
OK, I’ll still eat the pulled pork sandwich - but no mayo.
It’s just you. But enjoy it!
Leave the handlers alone!