Pig Masterbation. SQUEEEEEALLLLLLL!

[AngelicGemma]

Oh come on. If people were watching ‘Five’ what did they expect?

What?

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

A naked Keith Chegwin?

[AngelicGemma]

@Tapioca Dextrin

A naked Keith Chegwin?

Ahhhhhhhh!

You’re getting my therapy bills!

[DeVena]

@Jervoise

Now that takes me back.

As a wee nipper I was sent to the farm to learn about rural ways. On one such visit, my eight year old eyes were presented with the sight of a boar trying to inseminate a sow. The female farmer was also engaged in the process, pushing and swearing at the boar as it mounted the sow. Mounted the sow’s head, that is.

That day I learned that some pigs just aren’t very clever at sex. Or maybe some pigs just like a spot of foreplay before the main event.

To this DeHusband replied, “No this does not mean that all men are pigs!”

Does, too.

[Clothahump]

I’ll be glad to stand in for the pig next time Rebecca is feeling the urge

[Etherman]

Try the BBQ, it’s jerked pork loin.

Does this make her an animal fluffer?

[Lumpy]

And when I followed the link, the list of Other The Other Side Headlines included “Man wants to live like pig”! Sequential title of the month.