In which my friends stop me from putting poop in a purse

Cafe Society
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agh

2

I read part of the OP.

As far as I got nothing was your fault, circumstances conspired against you, bad luck for the other party to the transaction.

I assume it continues in the same vein. And the buyer is the problem.

ETA agh

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Actually that’s a pretty cool trick we have accidentally discovered - post a thread with a provocative title and an outrageous OP and then delete the body of the OP in an edit.

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Apparently this was supposed to be a Pit thread.

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so it should be flung in that direction.