Kermit?
Hey, snot easy being green… 
Reading the last few posts, it appears this party has devolved into the barfing and hangover stage … and I helped!
Fuckin’ liberals! Totally lacking in the qualities of spiteful venom and vicious gloating that make a party like this rock. Wimps!
I think part of it is that so many on the other side really belief that they won just by trying. Yeah sure, all of them SAY that and of course we realize that at least a few have had to train themselves to do it without cracking a smile (can I get a praise Jesus for botox?). But even at our most charitable we understand the numbers there are small. So it almost becomes a little like beating your dog at chess and then expecting him to feel bad about it.
Well, he ought to feel bad, he always develops his queen too early!