In Your Face Radical Right Happy Dance Gloating Thread

Unless and until they finally decide to go third-party.

I’m sure this is true of most conservatives/Republicans and I’d like to believe it was true of all of them. But then I remember this and I wonder…

Kimstu, just so you know, I am in 100% agreement with your position, here. I do find myself wondering if you’re hand-waving away a bit of nuance wrt “consent.” Please clarify for me: is it your contention that coerced consent is as valid as volitional consent, or are you taking an even more nuanced position and holding that the requirements placed upon a seeker of abortions are not properly characterized as “coercion?”

Yikes. My apologies. Posting from my phone and didn’t read past the post I was quoting. I’ll be good.

Well they do say The Lap Dance Is Always Better When The Stripper Is Crying.

Why do Doper Pit Parties always end in rape and tears?

Thank you for this.

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Yours is a rare sense of humor. Unique? Sadly, no.

Oh, can’t you take a fucking break from saving the poor and downtrodden for just a few minutes to laugh at a funny song, luce?

C’mon… Get down off of that high horse and get over to Youtube and listen to some Bloodhound Gang. It’ll be good for your soul.

Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo.

Do I have to stand up for the Tea Party anthem?

Don’t need a break. Not a burden. Besides, I set it down, who picks it up? You?

Don’t blame luci, blame the assholes who made the formulation of Poe’s Law necessary.

Thanks, K, but I’m cool with it, I need a boost every now and then to keep my self-esteem level up to gargantuan, lest it slip down into wildly exaggerated.

If only we could think of something that could help you mellow out and chill. Something natural and green…

mmm…guacamole!

[Garage Attendant]

Sure. Just give me a finsky.

Relax. You guys got nothing to worry about, I’m a professional.

[/Garage Attendant]

Self-flagellation is its own reward - or punishment - but NEVER, EVER both. That would just be so wrong. Interesting, exciting and maybe even slightly stimulating, but NO! EVIL and WRONG! :cool:

Money?

“Weed will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no weed.”

  • Freewheelin’ Franklin

Snot?