Inblourious Gasterds Mafia

[Hoopy_Frood]

@BillMC

Unofficial vote count:

Mahaloth (4): Nanook, DiggitCamara, AllWalker, Tom Scud
DiggitCamara (1): ColdPhoenix
Freudian Slit (1): Gryff
Darth Sensitive (2): freudian slot, texcat
normal phase (3): darth sensitive, zsofia, peeker
tom scud (4): billmc, zeriel, mahaloth, normal phase*

*normal phase did not unvote texcat before voting mahaloth, tho did unvote mahaloth before voting tom scud. Dunno whether the mods will count this vote.
As if stands, Mahaloth had 4 votes first, so still has his head in the noose.

The mods appreciate your unofficial, but exactly correct, vote count. (Still catching up. Sorry was busy for the last 24 hours or so.)

[Hoopy_Frood]

Updated vote count:

Current Votes:

Tom Scud(6): BillMC, Zeriel, Mahaloth, Normal Phase, DarthSensitive, Freudian Slit
Mahaloth (4): Nanook, DiggitCamara, AllWalker, Tom Scud
DiggitCamara (1): ColdPhoenix
Freudian Slit (1): Gryff
Darth Sensitive (1): TexCat
Normal Phase (2): Zsofia, peekercpa

As of now Tom Scud will be lynched at dusk.

[Freudian_Slit]

To be clear, we’re ending in about ten minutes?

[Normal_Phase]

@Freudian_Slit

It’s Freudian Slit, not Slip! The slit is what makes me a gal!

… I knew that. (Do you know how hard it is to type your screen name properly, though? It comes out with a ‘p’ every time, straight from inner phrase book to fingers to keyboard without bothering to check in with the error processing department.)

@Hoopy_Frood

Normal Phase, your first vote for Mahaloth did not count because at the time you had an existing vote for TexCat which you did not unvote. However, since names are not required (though, are nice for reduced chance of mod error) for an unvote, you’re unvote of Mahaloth will be registered as an unvote for TexCat, and as a result your vote for Tom Scud will register.

Vote count update in a bit.

Glad the oversight didn’t change the intended final result.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Normal_Phase

… I knew that. (Do you know how hard it is to type your screen name properly, though? It comes out with a ‘p’ every time, straight from inner phrase book to fingers to keyboard without bothering to check in with the error processing department.)

Heh. Yeah, I’m reminded of one time I was trying to log into SDMB and it kept telling me my username or password was off. I checked caps lock, made sure I was using the right password…then I realized that I was using Slip, not Slit.

[Hoopy_Frood]

After much indecision about who they wanted to lynch, the villagers advanced upon Tom Scud.

BillMC was the first to grab him, but he struggled and got away. Mahaloth and Normal Phase quickly chased him down and held him.

“What should we do with him?” Normal Phase inquired.

“I know!” said Darth, we’ll throw him to the sharks!

So the villagers dragged Tom to the edge of a cliff and threw him off into the sea, where he was immediately set upon by a shiver of sharks (yes, that’s what a group of them is called).

“We should eat him!” cried the first shark.

“Nah, not enough meat. There’s better thing around,” said a second.

“Yeah, but he’s ours for the taking,” chimed in a third.

“I know!” exclaimed a fourth. “Let’s challenge him to a deul!”

“And just how do you plan to hold a sword in your fin?” inquired a fifth.

“Easy,” the fourth retorted. This is game color and the mods will just dues ex machina the ability in.

So the fourth drew his sword while Tom drew his. They battled for a while, and Tom clearly was the better sword fighter. Just as he was about to run the fourth shark through, the first shark stabbed him in the back with his own sword, freezing Tom in place. With the blood flowing, the sharks went into a frenzy and tore Tom’s body apart.

“It’s sad to see a family torn apart…by a bunch of sharks,” Freudian Slit observed.

Suddenly through the air flew a soggy playing card. It landed face down in front of the villagers. One of them grabbed in and flipped it over. On it’s face was written:

Tom Scud - Town Vanilla

Night begins now and will end Monday at 3 P.M. CDT. All night actions are due by then.

[Hoopy_Frood]

Final Vote Count:

Tom Scud(6): BillMC, Zeriel, Mahaloth, Normal Phase, DarthSensitive, Freudian Slit
Mahaloth (4): Nanook, DiggitCamara, AllWalker, Tom Scud
DiggitCamara (1): ColdPhoenix
Freudian Slit (1): Gryff
Darth Sensitive (1): TexCat
Normal Phase (2): Zsofia, peekercpa

Current Player List:

Alive:

1. peekercpa
2. Zsofia
3. Normal Phase
4. Mahaloth
5. DiggitCamara
6. DarthSensitive
7. BillMC
8. Nanook of the North Shore
9. Zeriel
10. TexCat
11. AllWalker
12. ColdPhoenix
13. Gryff
14. Freudian Slit

Dead:
2. Tom Scud - Town Vanilla - Lynched Day 1

[peekercpa]

oh for fucks sake.

christ, a wee bit of time on the golf course and it comes to this.

[peekercpa]

@Normal_Phase

Glad the oversight didn’t change the intended final result.

well of course not. you got what you wanted, dead townie.

[BillMC]

Sharks with Swords?
Could that mods please provide the Officer with a blood sample at their earliest convenience

Sorry Tom

[Hoopy_Frood]

BTW, fluff only until Dawn.

[Freudian_Slit]

Can we open up the bar?

[Hoopy_Frood]

@Freudian_Slit

Can we open up the bar?

Of course. You’ll have to find someone to tend it, though.

[Freudian_Slit]

I seem to remember Mahaloth and AllWalker not turning down the chance to tend bar in the past. C’mon over, guys, these people look thirsty.

[peekercpa]

and this is not strategy.

at times it helps to look at late vote movements and bad logic. kind of like florida regarding bush and gore.

yasee scum, i mean not nice folks, theroetically can control votes and outcomes more than town, i mean nice folks.

so they have less to worry about, fcs. because they want to influence the outcome to their benefit.

one could look at the internet and a message board that has games if one wants an example. something like straightsnopes.com (i think that is what it is called).

not strategy just theory.

kind of like talking about universal health care, dontyaknow.

[Normal_Phase]

Save it.

[Mahaloth]

@Freudian_Slit

I seem to remember Mahaloth and AllWalker not turning down the chance to tend bar in the past. C’mon over, guys, these people look thirsty.

Of course, I will.

Any beer requests?

I’d like a Tsingtao Dark, actually. Had it a few times in China. Haven’t had one in years.

[Hoopy_Frood]

@peekercpa

and this is not strategy.

at times it helps to look at late vote movements and bad logic. kind of like florida regarding bush and gore.

yasee scum, i mean not nice folks, theroetically can control votes and outcomes more than town, i mean nice folks.

so they have less to worry about, fcs. because they want to influence the outcome to their benefit.

one could look at the internet and a message board that has games if one wants an example. something like straightsnopes.com (i think that is what it is called).

not strategy just theory.

kind of like talking about universal health care, dontyaknow.

Don’t push your luck. You should really follow the advice of your much wiser compatriot Normal Phase. We don’t want to modkill, but we will.

[Zeriel]

Whenever someone ends up tending bar, I’ll have a quadruple whiskey and a 40 of Arrobant Gastard Ale.

[Mahaloth]

One quadruple whiskey anad a 40 of Gastardly Ale to Zeriel.

By the way, am I the only that almost posts game contributions to the Inglroius Basterds thread in Cafe Society?