So I’m hanging out on an anonymous forum, the purpose of which is to find weird things on the internet to point fingers at so we can laugh, and someone has dug up this turd-nugget.
For the Tumblr virgins out there, this is the blog of a 24-year-old man who identifies as “involuntarily celibate”, or “incel” (although, as he currently has a “fuckbuddy” in his life, he’s not technically celibate anymore) and serves as a chronicle of his rants and feelings about that.
If I were asked to describe this young man in one word, I would put a finger up to my lips and make bibble noises. Some choice quotes:
[Responding to accusations about his behavior]
You wanted to rape your mother !
Actually, all I did was beg her for sex a couple of times I was very, very frustrated and sex starved. I did not want to have sex with her any other time than those few times nor do I want to now.
*My mother, the murderous whore, is refusing to have sex with me when that could alleviate my sexual frustration.
[An open letter to the judge who sentenced him after his most recent arrest]
Since the on October 1, 2008 judge -xxx-, who the author of this appeal found attractive enough to sleep with him, declined to do so and even threatened punishment for repetition of such request, promised that the problem of not being able to find girls will be solved by a social worker and a psychiatrist, when in reality both officals were not only people without any moral and intellectual integrity and unable to give such help but were completely ignorant of her promises, saying dangerous and extreme sentences that the author must find a girl himself;
[It’s so wrong that his shrink won’t help him get laid.]
Shrinks are my enemies, though I understand why they don’t believe me. That’s why I’ve even been institutionalized. They just don’t acknowledge the Terminator. They will eventually have to. Their only sensible solution is to either find me a girlfriend or lock me up forever and keep me in highest security department to prevent me from killing somebody because I know I will never get out anyway.
[In fact, if you don’t help him and men like him get laid, you’re a MURDERER.]
I don’t care how much suffering it caused other people. What matters is YOU. .YOU are the one who chooses to end HIS life. If your needs weren’t being satisfied by those around you and the society you live in you should kill yourself, if not take somebody responsible for it with you. Sounds callous but it’s the truth. The moment you’re staying alive to appease other people, you’re dead already. You need a life of your own.
[Involuntarily celibate men are worse off than female rape victims!]
I believe that among the same number of very long incel men and raped women incel men will suffer more – not that much more but they will suffer more. I am also convinced that more incel men than raped women will commit suicide. I cannot prove that, but neither is he able to prove his which he holds on with religious fervour. But I am pretty much convinced that 10 men suffering 10 years of incel vs 10 brutally raped women will suffer more. Only a liberal fool could claim othewise.
[He insists that he did not blackmail a woman for sex, and then tells us a story that… sounds a lot like he blackmailed a woman for sex.]
*Actually, I did not blackmail a woman for sex. What happened was that she promised sex to a sensitive, sexually inexperienced guy once just to change her mind because I said it will be weird doing it with condoms (of course I was going to use them, I was extatic about the opportunity to have sex). After three full hours of me trying to talk into doing it with me and explaining she’s making a fuss over nothing she agreed to do it again, just to change her mind when I asked her to say “brb” before taking 15 minute leaves. After that I called her on the phone, cried over the phone because of the humiliation, begged her not to treat me like that, begged her to allow me to have sex with her just once while she laughed. Than I got really mad, insulted her and she hung up. After that, in a state of dissaray and extreme rage I posted one fucking picture of her face, without her name, not expecting her to contact me ever again. But she called and offered sex to take it down and I caved in like a little desperate pussy I am, agreeing that she will come for one hour only and that there will be no kissing or oral. *
And he keeps going on and on and on. There’s a lot of stuff I didn’t quote – like how he desperately wants to fuck women, but any woman who won’t fuck him (the nerve of her!) gets called terrible misogynist names. Also, it’s the government’s job to get him laid, god forbid he should work on that himself. His utter disdain for feminists and the off-handed way he talks about things like propositioning his own mother for sex is jaw-dropping. Looking through this guy’s blog is one of the most skin-crawling things I’ve ever done. My vagina is trying to retreat farther into my body to get away.