Yeah, but “slapping yourself upside the head” is not an emoticon.
>>“You’ll notice that you’d already used that “slap upside one’s own head” emoticon already by that time.” - Monty
So there. Nyah Nyah Nyah!
Ah, Opal, it’s merely a matter of terminology, semantics even. What you call the smack smilie I call the slap 'self upside the head smilie. Example of same: :smack:
Tansu: Surely you don’t object to this thread getting hijacked into something that makes sense?!
monty While I mostly agree with you in this thread, you are being really mean! Come on, the guy is only 16. Give him a break. He doesn’t seem evil to me.
I’m not saying you should let him go away with anything. Just don’t be so harsh with him.
You are sadly mistaken, Gozu. If someone intentionally lies to me, then tries to tell me how I’m mistaken for not believing that lie, then admits that they intentionally lied to me, well…as far as I’m concerned, they can go straight to Hell. And all for expecting me to believe something they, themselves, already knew to be a lie because, here’s the cute part, they made the freaking lie up in the first place!
I don’t know about evil; however, Teelo is (a) a liar, and (b) a bigot.
Monty: oh sure! You’re just backpedalling now. I WIN!
Backpedalling…now, THAT would be a cool emoticon!
Monty, your such a jackass! 1. You won’t let people stick up for me, 2. You don’t agree with me on anything, 3.You’ll spend a lifetime trying to make me miserable, 4. You start up and say stupid things trying to get more blame on me.
What is wrong with you?
NOW, about this whole calling you a “Jewish” thing. (This goes for you to, Wrong Girl and Xash) You all assume that when I think Monty is Jewish, this is an insult.
NOT ONCE did I EVER use it as an insult. There is definet proof that you think being Jewish or being called Jewish is an Insult. You people make me sick.
Jewish people are on my list of role models.
Since you all think that this is such an insult let me tell you being Jewish is a very proud thing to be.
Their people had to be thrown into camps, given little food and horrible livining conditions, and they still held their spirits high, they are amazing, truly amazing. It brings tears to my eyes thinking about what had to be done to them through the past, its SICK. And thats not even the only incident they had to live through.
So, Monty ans Xash, your posts impliy that you being Jewish is an insult. What the hell is up with you people? Seriously, You both have issues. Why why why… I didn’t think they still made people like you.
Jesus, monty, you assume because I say the word “Jewish” I am anti-semetic. Better throw me in jail!!
OH wait! I get it! Since you, being who you are is such an insult, calling you Jewish is giving them a bad name. NOW it makes sence to me! I guess I understand what you mean.
You are the one who is anti-semitic.
I’m not done yet,
Someone has to clean up all your shit, which you like to throw around and make the whole place foul.
In this thread you have been wrong, in fact calling me a liar is wrong. When did I lie? And please make it valid, I know its hard, but please try, for me. 
Ah, yes the whole socking thing is brought up again, running out of new material, eh Monty?
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I do not think you are a sock puppet, and this was realised after many people declared that you would not do that. I then apologized. Not enough? Here’s more, You think that I knew you weren’t a sock puppet and then accused you of one, UNTRUE. I had every right to think you were a socker that is why I posted that. Not because I am a liar. I’m not a liar. Nor a bigot. You think I am a bigot when you haven’t even saw my views. Not once did you say, “Okay Teelo I can see why you said that, its understandable. But no, your wrong. I wouldn’t do that.”
(But, don’t forget, thats not your way of doing things, here is what you would do)
“Your a Liar! Your A bigot! Your a big ass! And a fool!”
Want me to quote where you said all that? I can do it. ITs no trouble.
And whats this about me venting my prejudices? Cripes man! This is not meant for an attack on India, this OP was about what others think of India, and what I hav to dela with, with their thinking of how India is. AND not to mention, this is the Pit, not MPSIMS so I had every right to do this. Don’t start takign away my rights.
And back to the whole assuming, YES ASSUMING thing about you being young, male, married etc…etc…
I never NEVER saidthat being any of these things wasbad, or insulting. The only conclusion is that since you consider yourself to be an insult, that its giving a bad name to every young male, etc…etc… out there.
I now quote you,
“Sad, Extremely sad.”
Um, I have made some EXCELLENT arguments. EXCELLENT. (again, I will point them ou for you, if neccesary) And how do I do them? I look at yours and prove everything to be stupidand false in them. Its really easy, so thanks for making it so un-time consuming.
Oh, and good job with the dictionary, why don’t you look up Jackass, or “Get over it” (<~3 words, not one) Or “Rude” You can relate to them very very well. I have proof, if you’d like.
Wrong Girl: Ohhhhh, good job with the “obstinant” coment. Shows how you look at matters. I’m not saying side with me, I’m saying look at the big picture not your narrow view of how Monty is right, and Teelo is wrong. The only time I was wrong was when I accused him of socking, and even though I apologized it still wasnt enough for him, nor you.
Also, I have used logic and facts like crazy. That is how I can get many of my prize winning arguments across. I will quote them, if you like.
Xash: Fuck me? Why? I said Jewish! Oh no! I’m an anti-semite! (<~ sarcasim…)
AGAIN, I never said being Jewish is insulting, nor did I say it in an insulting mannor. What is up with you? How can you and Monty come to such bogus assumptions? Its astounding, that of all the sperm, you 2 got through at that exact time. Life is just crazy that way I guess. Thanks for livening things up a bit.
Opalcat: Yes, I know Monty is not a socker. This argument is laughable, but fun. I don’t quite follow what you said about, "…if for no other reason than that he will be a flat out asshole right to your face with his real name quite happily, so why hide? " could you explain that to me, Opalcat? Danke Schon!
Heh, and when you said that it makes you feel dirty inside for defending Monty, I hear ya loud and clear. 
Also, I understand where you coem from when you said that people (most?) on the SDMB are “real people” I can admit it is hard to get the sterotypical “comic book guy” from the simpsons out of my head!!
Oh yeah, looks like you said you won, get ready for a big argument.
Back to Monty: Notice how you were wrong, and Opalcat let it slide, wink wink Take out a damn notebook. and jot it down.
monstro: Um, thanks for the tip, I’ll take it more seriously coming from you. Sorry that you thought I was whining, stating somethign and whining don’t normally get mixed up, but hey I will make an exception with you.
I am not immature I never picked any arguments, I never start, I finish, I don’t make up bogus and no reason comments and I treat those like a human, unless they decide to treat me wrongly first. and while I’m on it, I think Monty is immature. Yes, he is, I’ll even point out a mature post from an immature one if you’d like.
Tansu: I totally agree with you, this argument is not for everyone to see, but unfortunately if I e-mail him/her it will be posted anyway, so why bother?
And when Monty said that would make sence, ha, rubbish when did he start makign sence.
I’ll quote why I say the (slight) above if you like.
Gozu: Thanks for saying I’m not evil. I’m not. And your right. But again being 16 doesn’t mean I will be evil or good.
And good luck on Monty giving me a break…neva gona happan.
(And don’t listen to Monty, see how is post shows rudeness, like what I have experienced the last few weeks? Its just his way. TRY and let it slide.)
Monty, just so its burned into your mind. I did not lie, I had every right to *think[i/i]you were socking. I did not think you weren’t tand then said you did. Jesus, you are beginning to sound like a broken record. Can you find something else like me?
Oh and by the way, I’ll be waving to you from heaven, while you are burning in hell.
(Note: WOW!:eek: You can type alot when you just read a sentence and prove it false. Makes it so easy!)
That last comment will send you to oblivion.
See ya, Teelo. You started out OK, but you burned out just a quickly as you came.
Sorry, Teelo- entry into heaven is based solely upon ability to spell and correctly use apostrophes.
Remember the Fifth Internet Commandment:
“Thou shalt know the fucking difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.”
Geez Teelo is still here? And he’s calling OTHER people broken records!?
Guess it’s too late to step by here and wish all the Keralites a happy Onam?
Holy cow… Your absolutely right. I usually click “preview” but I was so tired, and had work… today.
Haha, thanks for not pointing out every error…
Airman: Yup, when I’m put under crap circumstances, shit happens. I stick up for myself. Always have, always will.
Opalcat: Yes, I am still here. You pointed out the obvious, good job. I wasn’t rude to you, why be rude back. I sided with you. And treated your post with respect.
The reason, you think I am a broken record is because I have had to explain things to Monty several times because he didn’t understand.
Anyways, I am still confused about the sentence I didn’t understand. Please Feel free to explain it to me.
And you’re still doing a pathetic job attempting to explain anything as you evidently can’t either (a) understand reality or (b) communicate in written English.
Can somebody please come and shut this down? I mean, is it really contributing anything to the boards other than a hissy fit between Monty and Teelo?
Thats nice.
Must of taken you all day to do that.
So, now you insult my understanding of reality, and my ability to communicate in written English.
Monty, now you’re not trying. Whats so good about your understanding of reality? You have shown that treating newbies with disrespect, being rude instead of being mature and showing your views as right and never wrong, is a bad way to look at things. You imply I am not perfect while you are no better.
Also, I could make fun of all the times you had to re-post explaining things because you screwed up, but I didn’t. Again, jot that down on a note pad.
No, Teelo; you continue to lie. I do not. Your last posting is rife with lies. That is the reality of the situation.
Monty: Where? The part where I said you treat newbies with desrespect?
True, I’ll quote if you don’t remember.
You being rude, while others treated me with respect.
Also true, I’ll quote if you wish.
You showing your views as right and never wrong.
I’d like to quote this, but I don’t have all day.
Show some guts and say you were wrong about something you said to me. Go ahead, it’ll make me feel happy.
Unless its ir-re-lev-ent to you…
Look, twerp; go for it. I’m really curious as to what you think is evidence of your assertions.
Yep. You got one more right. That asssertion is a lie, a falsehood. For one thing, you are not all newbies. No matter how important you think you are, you are still one person.
The fact of you stating it doesn’t make the statement itself a fact.
Damn liars don’t deserve respect.
And telling lies to me and about me is respectful? You are certainly showing that you have very little, if any, understanding of reality.
That also is a lie. It’s yet another of your inane and invalid assertions.
You make the assertion, you damn well better provide proof. Either that or withdraw the damn lie.
Your happiness is completely irrelevant to me. For one thing, you’re a liar. For another, you’re a bigot. Finally, you have a twisted and invalid view of reality. The reality here is you are (a) a liar, (b) a bigot, and © a fool.
Twerp eh? Assertations eh?
Fine. You wanted it,
This refers to how you treated me with disrespect, while Beeblebrox, London Calling, Tsarnia, MrO and Anthracite (to name a few) treated my post with maurity and showed their point of view, without insulting me. Showing, yes respect. Unlike you.
For some instances where you never admitted being wrong were,
- You never agreed that you started it, you did. See above.
- How you call me an anti-semite, and somehow you jump to that conclusion because I say the word Jewish. You were wrong, I explained it and you ignored it so you weren’t proved wrong. As usual.
3.You call me a liar, and I have not lied, you have yet to tell me where I lied. (Unless of course you actually believe that I lied and said you were socking, which I wasn’t, it was an assumption not a lie. There is a difference.)
(Oh yes, and when someone makes a statement and it is wrong, it is NOT considered a lie, see thats where English class pays off)
4.You have never stepped back and admitted you are being a jerk. - Not once have you realised that you yourself are a bigot. You keep calling me that, when (again) not once have you seen my point of view, on anything. Again, “What’s wrong with you?”
- You say I have a bad understanding of reality, what is yours? Insults will get you very little in life, maturity and respect will.
I didn’t pick a fight with you. You picked it with me, and that is why this started. Realise this. If you think otherwise, prove me wrong, and please use the correct timeline.
But wait! You think that you never proving yourself wrong when you said something to me, is an inane and invalid assertation, so prove me wrong.
Of course, if you don’t I will of course assume I am right.
And when you say this:
What the hell does this mean? You say not everyone is a newbie, and then say we are just one person? What does this mean? You bring in 2 topics which have no relevance to each other? Amazing, you aren’t good at this argument thing.
Then you say,
Now lets see here… (again, you suck at this argument thing)
you treat me with disrespect because you think I lie.
Well, since you are unaware: I got your rude post before you “think” I lied. That makes no sence.
Good try though. 
So lets review, you think I am a liar, bigot and fool.
Wow, good job backing those up…NOT!
You lie about not saying you weren’t wrong about many things, see above. You never see my point of view, and you have moronic responses. Basically, you are a liar, bigot and a fool Monty.
So, my reality is twisted, how have you backed this up? Can you do it without me showing (again) that your reality is shit?
I’d also like to point out, that while you call my posts pathetic, by pathetic you mean of course: long, factual and true. While your posts and short, mild, and obvisouly lacking any good argument.
Monty, you know I have a better argument than you, and you cannot admit that. I know this is true, I have met people like you, they just need to make friends, and learn these things as time goes on.
One day you will understand.
Jeez, it hurts when you don’t care about my feelings Monty…
(how you don’t care about me being happy)
Plus: When I wanted you to make a good argument, I was serious.
(By the way, are you like 13 years old, or what? If you were, then this would make alot of sence to me.)