“Reality” TV. Sheeple WATCH this stuff. (and believe it’s real!)?! The world’s level of intelligence has taken a sharp decline over the last several years. :rolleyes:
It’s all your fault then? Didn’t you realise it’s sacrilegious to eat Jesus? * Don’t make the big guy angry, he’s been known to get a little carried away…
So when Palin kicks off her presidential campaign with a rendition of Battlin’ Banjos, it’s time to run for the cellar?
*Well, except at communion.
Snooki.
Better than that, Moonageddon is coming on 19 March.
When I was at Bell Labs we used UNIX on IBM mainframes in the late '80s. Guess the end is long delayed. However, I’ll buy that Microsoft becoming irrelevant as smartphones and pads take over is a good sign.
From what I understand, IBM is still selling AIX on some of its server and workstation hardware. Linux gets most of the press, though.
I should have mentioned that! Frankly, the potential of MSFT turning into a company that no longer tries to monopolize new computing niches, like IBM before it, is by far the most interesting commentary.
How about this: We now, for the first time, have access to so much information that one of the most profitable companies around focuses on helping us find relevant information, as opposed to us trying to drink from the firehose a fast Internet connection represents. Five centuries after the Gutenberg press ended one world, the Internet ends another.
When my internet connection dies–the world ends.
When it is restored–the world begin anew.
And I instantly forgot that the world had ended.
Repeat ad infinitum
My boss took my advice BEFORE she told someone that we could do the impossible. AND, she didn’t yell at me. The end is near.
Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their artichoke hearts. There has been a hot day in December and a blue moon. Calendars are made with a month of Sundays and a blue-ribbon Holstein bore alive two insurance salesmen. The earth splits and the entrails of a goat were found tied in square knots. The face of the sun blackens and the skies have rained down soggy potato chips.
(Well, somebody was going to post it, and it might as well be me.)
Dogs and cats living together.
29 posts and no one mentioning dogs and cats living together.
Justin Bieber’s shoes are auctioned on eBay, and Mariska Hargitay’s aren’t.
I’ve got locusts, crickets and frogs in abundance on my back porch.
That’s just about all the plagues, yes??
We’re doomed, DOOMED. 
An admitted warlock by the name of Charlie Sheen speaking in tongues.
Somehow I missed this the first time around. As far as I’m concerned, Revelations now has an official sequel.