Famine? Fttttppp.
Pestilence? Meh.
Global warming? P’tooey.
You wanna hear something really scary? America has outsourced corporate recruiting to India. That’s scary.
How about me going almost 24 hours here without getting in any trouble . That’s scary :eek:
You just steer clear of the Pit and you’ll be fine, friend. Take my word for it.
The END DAYS have been around ever since America started to be populated not with Citizens , but Consumers .
I don’t want to alarm you. But I’ve heard rumors, just rumors so far but too many to ignore that there are actually women deranged enough to want to have sex with me.
Scares me, it does.
In or out of the clown gear ? How’s that going by the way ?
Mostly out, but one woman did e-mail me an elaborate fantasy involving greasepaint and balloon bondage.
A friend has agreed to teach me juggling. This past sunday, I was going to clown at a playground I’ve had much success at. But, it rained. I will be performing at Clark Park every sunday this summer.
Yup.
I was thinking how interesting it would be if the proverbial “Mark of the Beast” turned out to be an iPod. An APPLE.
/Not at all religious
//I can’t be the first person to have thought of that
Nah, the Mark Of The beast is the Windows icon.
I always thought the mark of the beast was the ol’ Social Security Number.
If it was it would be mine . Believe it or not . I’ll send you PM explaining . You’ll freak. But bottom line the Bible says he who has learning would figure it out . Um, that shoe doesn’t fit at all !
Keep up the good work, you’re my hero. Maybe you should seek out a lady clown. You could do some great things as a team.
Email’s in profile. Go ahead - freak me out. I’m ready.
:: Clenches teeth ::
Only if it’s tattooed in barcode on your skin.
Lady clown you say? NSFW image and possible further proof the apocalypse is upon us http://www.testicle.com/ducky/clown1.jpg
That is disturbing on so many levels.
End times, indeed.
:: noddle ::