Apparently I suffer from a vast number of them according to this site.
So what industrial diseases do you suffer from?
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Windows
Try MacOS X. It’s based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn’t suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics (70%)
Stop caring!
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion (70%)
Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: “Mode 7 was not a good thing.”
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
What can I say? I’m well rounded.