Don’t give him any ideas for his next thread.
Yeah, there’s just no limit to the ways in which gay men can mess with a person.
In all serious, ineedthethruth sounds like he has health anxiety* I have a friend who has it, and you wouldn’t believe the things she has self diagnosed, or the medical tests she has convinced doctors to put her through in order to convince herself she has lung cancer, or HIV, or god knows what.
She has therapy for it, but she’s still batshit about it.
*also known as hypochondria to those of little heart, like myself.
Except a hypochondriac sincerely believes themselves to be ill, hence their frequent trips to the doctor. I suspect the subject of this pitting knows that he probably isn’t ill, hence his reluctance to see a doctor. I think he just wants attention.
BTW, good OP!
Maybe a poll is in order.
Only choices should be
A - Troll
b - Idiot
C - Nutjob
4 - Barbara Walters on Crack
Well, we’re all experts on something; kind of why we’re here. So, we take things in turns, sort of a big tag-team free-for-all.
I would vote for hypochondriac who is somewhat aware of his hypochondriac tendencies and realizes that posts to a message board are a lot cheaper than bi-weekly visits to the doctor, but work just as well for phantom ailments.
Here’s theFife.
With a side order of Munchausen’s.
ineedthetruth, the probability that within a year and a half that you could have all the following happen to you is absurdly small:
- Infected by a root canal
- Growth while an adult because of testosterone supplements
- Change in voice while an adult because of testosterone supplements
- Cancer caused by a root canal
- Infected by kissing a girl with cold sores
- Being anally raped without knowing it
- Being cut by bumping into a stranger who has deliberately infected a knife
All of these events are extremely unlikely. The probability that a single person could have all of them happen to them within a year and a half is so tiny that I could more easily believe that you had been struck by a meteorite than that all these things could happen to you. It is therefore much, much more likely that you have mental problems. Please, please, I beg you, get some psychological help. Quit wasting other people’s time with this. If you want to talk to your family doctor about alll of these things, do so. They will probably also say that you have mental problems and need psychological help.
Now that you mentioned it, I’d say Munchausen’s is probably ineedthetruth’s primary affliction.
Please, please, as a therapist, can I ask you all to quit encouraging some of these people to go to therapists?
What did we ever do to you? 
Well as a the rapist I’d encourage all you to continue to encourage these people to go to the rapists.
Doctor: I think you what you have here is a bad case of trollumophilia.
I think I know what happened. The dentist knew he had botched the root canal and decided to destroy ineedthetruth in order to cover up his crime. He broke into truth’s home and replaced all his regular shoes with elevator shoes. While there, he left slow release canisters of sulfur hexaflouride in strategic places. But he wasn’t done. The dentist is a master of disguise and has a talent for cross dressing, so he put on his best dress and seduced ineedthetruth in order to rub cold sores on his forehead. Later, he shoved an electric toothbrush up truth’s butt. Finally, for the coup de grace, he stabbed truth with a dental pick contaminated with Tartarpox, the deadliest disease known to the ancient order of Infernal Dental Monks.
It’s the obvious explanation.
That could explain why his ass hurts, though.
And…we’re back.
Also I must confess, I’m a little disturbed that that image of Barney Fife showed up in a thread that discusses anal rape so much. That is a combination that should not exist in my mind at any time.
Unless JohnClay gives him a hand. 
Bravo, good sir. /slowclap