This makes me feel positively normal.
Might not be work safe.
[Didn’t see video]
How is someone who decided to become Shamu for a day not safe for work? Youtube flagged it as “inappropriate.” Is it a furry fetish thing or something along those lines (okay whales aren’t furry but they are animals)?
That’s what it looks like.
I think they flagged it because after the person puts on the suit, he grabs an inflatable whale and humps it. Or tries to anyway.
In all of human history, there was an infinitesimally narrow window of a few decades, during which it was possible to adapt readily available technology such as a large killer whale pool toy and a vacuum cleaner to fulfill an idiosyncratic personal fantasy of dressing in an inflatable whale suit and humping other inflatable whale pool toys; yet technology had not advanced to the point where it was a trivial matter to record such an accomplishment and distribute the video worldwide before thinking better of the idea.
This guy barely missed that window.
Well, that was pretty stupid.
Call me Ishmael, bitch!
Thank Og it was a Killer Whale and not a Sperm Whale.
OK, that managed to lift me a little out of that pit of soul-crushing despair for humanity seeing the video in the OP had gotten me in. Thanks.
I’d hate to be the downstairs neighbor.
“How long is that asshole gonna keep vacuuming?!”
I hope my neighbors next door don’t imagine me in a whale suit once a week when I vacuum.
He must have thought he was starring in “Humpback Mountain”.
What?
F*ck Willy.
I hope they don’t read the Dope. 'Cos if they do… they’re gonna.
Is that the new ‘Nantucket slay-ride’?
“Who’s your Whaler?! Who’s your Whaler?!”
“Thank the Gorton’s fisherman! (…from Gorton’s of Gloucester…)”